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1 Dead and dying jokes
- First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet....Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job....Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat....Read the whole joke
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- If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? De...Read the whole joke
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- Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied....Read the whole joke
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- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?...Read the whole joke
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- Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case....Read the whole joke
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- Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: ...Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by...Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the...Read the whole joke
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