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1 Cow jokes
- What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 7 0
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- What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 10 0
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- What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 7 0
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- What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 8 0
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- What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 6 0
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- What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 6 0
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- What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 5 0
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- What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 10 0
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- When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 5 0
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- When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture....Read the whole joke More Jokes 6 0
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- Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 7 0
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- Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!...Read the whole joke More Jokes 5 0
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- Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is....Read the whole joke More Jokes 10 0
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- Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose....Read the whole joke More Jokes 7 0
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- Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf...Read the whole joke More Jokes 6 0