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1 Bad Investment
- Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to t...Read the whole joke
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2 Crash Landing
- An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenger...Read the whole joke
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3 Corruption
- At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't i...Read the whole joke
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4 Charitable Donation
- A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succes...Read the whole joke
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5 Best In The World
- A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best ...Read the whole joke
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6 Said in court
- These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A...Read the whole joke
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7 Surgeons
- Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I thin...Read the whole joke
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8 Testifying
- A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the la...Read the whole joke
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9 Terminology
- Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arres...Read the whole joke
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10 Taking It With You
- As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at ...Read the whole joke
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11 Lying Lawyer
- How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving....Read the whole joke
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12 Lawyer's Dog
- A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off t...Read the whole joke
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