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1 Prescription
- This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...Read the whole joke
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2 Wife-taming method
- Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...Read the whole joke
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3 Want to make love to you
- He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W...Read the whole joke
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4 Flies
- A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke
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5 Nothing but the truth
- A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and the...Read the whole joke
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6 Not this time
- There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke
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7 Bad news
- A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were s...Read the whole joke
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8 Devil herself
- A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to giv...Read the whole joke
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9 Deadly disease
- "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...Read the whole joke
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10 In comparision
- Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came ...Read the whole joke
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