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1 The eleventh commandment
- We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just fo...Read the whole joke
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2 Newest game at the whitehouse
- What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!...Read the whole joke
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3 Your Momma is so ugly
- Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....Read the whole joke
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4 More Your Mommas
- Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she ...Read the whole joke
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5 Cat Heaven
- One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a...Read the whole joke
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6 Dog with one eye
- Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"The...Read the whole joke
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7 "You've Got Mail"
- A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out t...Read the whole joke
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8 The Life Of The Party
- The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life o...Read the whole joke
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9 List of Funny Insults!
- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget ...Read the whole joke
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10 The cause of arthritis...
- A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...Read the whole joke
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