I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
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1 New Viruses!
- OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to...Read the whole joke
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2 Gun Barrel
- A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks "What does one do about s...Read the whole joke
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3 Deodorants
- Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:"I need...Read the whole joke
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4 Alzheimers
- Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!...Read the whole joke
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5 Stopped Using the Pill
- Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out....Read the whole joke
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6 Lisping Midget
- A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes him...Read the whole joke
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7 Zit?
- Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?A: A brain tumor....Read the whole joke
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8 Scaled Glass Wall
- Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke
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9 In San Francisco
- Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!...Read the whole joke
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10 Favorite Wine
- Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"...Read the whole joke
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11 Underwear
- Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers....Read the whole joke
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12 Accidents
- Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved....Read the whole joke
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