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1 What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
- What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles....Read the whole joke
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2 What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
- What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney dialysis machine!...Read the whole joke
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3 What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
- What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter....Read the whole joke
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4 Good advices
- OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address ...Read the whole joke
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5 All Jews and six Mexicans
- This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America. He...Read the whole joke
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6 A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...
- A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to t...Read the whole joke
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7 A convincing lesson
- Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. ...Read the whole joke
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8 Interesting facts
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound bo...Read the whole joke
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9 YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING...
- YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS AT HALF MAST. THE POSTAL WORK...Read the whole joke
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10 There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...
- There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunctio...Read the whole joke
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11 A love story
- John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of pe...Read the whole joke
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12 The Fisherman
- The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in...Read the whole joke
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