I hope to God that Brad and Angelina's daughter, Shiloh Pitt, is dyslexic.
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1 Solving a dispute
- |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 132 0
2 Lawyers take everything
- |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 159 0
3 Lawyers give irrelevant information
- |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass g...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 135 0
4 The devil's offer
- |The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " th...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 127 0
5 The bronze statues
- |A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke
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6 What and who am I?
- |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they co...Read the whole joke
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7 There are no honest lawyers
- |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 113 0
8 Here's your fee schedule
- |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking thr...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 151 0
9 Unreasonable bill
- |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement incl...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 157 0
10 Replacing lab rats with lawyers
- |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawy...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 127 0
11 You've changed my mind
- |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 140 0
12 Some last minute requests
- |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How l...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 151 0

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