Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed. Hence Faunacatering (v.), which has made a meal of many species.
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1 Country Tunes
- Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing ...Read the whole joke
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2 Life According To TV Land
- What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall....Read the whole joke
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3 Saved Your Privates
- A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe...Read the whole joke
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4 Left and Right
- Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 y...Read the whole joke
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5 Singing Frog
- A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't thi...Read the whole joke
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6 Building the Ark
- And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth ...Read the whole joke
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7 Its a Matter of Perspective
- Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my though...Read the whole joke
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8 Charlie no more.
- Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down n...Read the whole joke
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9 The Mushroom
- A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, "We don't serve mushro...Read the whole joke
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10 Two Boll Weevils
- Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The othe...Read the whole joke
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11 Years of Bad Sex
- A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they...Read the whole joke
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12 General Kitchy Kitchy
- Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo....Read the whole joke
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