ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
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1 Birthday jokes
- What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better...Read the whole joke
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- What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...Read the whole joke
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- "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."...Read the whole joke
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- "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What ...Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!...Read the whole joke
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- "My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!...Read the whole joke
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- Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!...Read the whole joke
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- "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that...Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!...Read the whole joke
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- How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ...Read the whole joke
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- Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!...Read the whole joke
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