Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
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1 How many does it take?
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2 A man decided to have a face lift...
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3 Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...
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4 During WW II an American soldier...
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5 A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
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6 A yard sale
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7 Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...
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8 Taking measures
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9 A customer walks into a pharmacy...
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10 A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
- A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...Read the whole joke
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11 An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
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12 A man enters a barber shop for a shave...
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...Read the whole joke
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