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1 Lawyer jokes
- How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!...Read the whole joke
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- How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough....Read the whole joke
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- If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you ...Read the whole joke
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- If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?...Read the whole joke
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- If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's....Read the whole joke
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- If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to ...Read the whole joke
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- In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a c...Read the whole joke
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- What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion....Read the whole joke
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- Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? ...Read the whole joke
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- Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they lo...Read the whole joke
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- Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New...Read the whole joke
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- You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bulle...Read the whole joke
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