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1 Burger jokes
- What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!...Read the whole joke
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- When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!...Read the whole joke
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- When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!...Read the whole joke
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- When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!...Read the whole joke
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- When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!...Read the whole joke
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- When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!...Read the whole joke
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- Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!...Read the whole joke
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- Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!...Read the whole joke
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- Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!...Read the whole joke
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- Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!...Read the whole joke
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- Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -becaus...Read the whole joke
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- Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)...Read the whole joke
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