I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.
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4 Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
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5 What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
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6 Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
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7 What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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