Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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1 Texan Computer Terms
- "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of ...Read the whole joke
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2 One Upmanship
- Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy sai...Read the whole joke
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3 Pirate and Lost Body Parts
- A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes th...Read the whole joke
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4 Let Me Warm You
- This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on a snowy night. They guy gets out to...Read the whole joke
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5 Headache Cure
- John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things, but no re...Read the whole joke
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6 Coincidences of Bill Gates
- The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III...Read the whole joke
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7 Resume Bloopers
- REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:--Responsibility makes me nervous.--They insisted that all employee...Read the whole joke
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8 Physiotherapist and the Golfer
- A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off an...Read the whole joke
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9 Alligator and a Bet
- A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and tur...Read the whole joke
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10 Dumb Funnies!
- What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad d...Read the whole joke
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11 Cannibals and Missionaries
- Two cannibals meet one day...The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender M...Read the whole joke
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12 Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
- 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"9. "Luke, at that speed do you thi...Read the whole joke
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13 The cashier
- Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting a...Read the whole joke
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14 RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
- Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.This...Read the whole joke
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15 Custer's Last Thoughts
- The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thought...Read the whole joke
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