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1 The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
- The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke
Situations 172 0
2 Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
- Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...Read the whole joke
Situations 154 0
3 Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
- Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...Read the whole joke
Situations 293 0
4 The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke
Situations 282 0
5 Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
- Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...Read the whole joke
Situations 136 0
6 I was walking down an alley last night...
- I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Tw...Read the whole joke
Situations 132 0
7 Put it to a good use
- The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...Read the whole joke
Situations 142 0
8 This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
- This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke
Situations 111 0
9 A city boy was visiting the country and...
- A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke
Situations 431 0
10 A guy's on the electric chair...
- A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke
Situations 155 0


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