I'd like to meet the person who invented sex, and see what they're working on now.
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1 How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
- How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard...Read the whole joke
Blonds 112 0
2 Why don't blondes use vibrators?
- (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent ...Read the whole joke
Blonds 120 0
3 Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
- Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen....Read the whole joke
Blonds 71 0
4 How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
- How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard....Read the whole joke
Blonds 122 0
5 How long?
- This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long...Read the whole joke
Blonds 115 0
6 A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try...
- A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, t...Read the whole joke
Blonds 670 0
7 Why was the female blonde confused...
- Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own ...Read the whole joke
Blonds 106 0
8 A blonde went to the appliance store sale...
- A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she tol...Read the whole joke
Blonds 249 0
9 Have you ever read Shakespeare?
- One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?...Read the whole joke
Blonds 202 0
10 What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
- What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!...Read the whole joke
Blonds 101 0
11 A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand...
- A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to re...Read the whole joke
Blonds 481 0.5
12 What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
- What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape....Read the whole joke
Blonds 106 0


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