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1 This is bad...real bad!
- A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to c...Read the whole joke
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2 Dog Named Mypenis
- Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: Mype...Read the whole joke
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3 What gender is a computer?
- An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English l...Read the whole joke
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4 Create a Hallmark Moment!
- Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some thes...Read the whole joke
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5 Bottle fed baby?
- A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for t...Read the whole joke
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6 The dinner guests!
- A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in...Read the whole joke
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7 Tiger woods in bed.
- On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husb...Read the whole joke
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8 Letter from grandma
- One day I recieved a letter from grandma...The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore an...Read the whole joke
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9 Love and Marriage!
- I'm really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and...Read the whole joke
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10 What do you...
- What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!...Read the whole joke
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11 Courtroom ding-dongs!
- *** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. ...Read the whole joke
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12 Caught Speeding.
- A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was asto...Read the whole joke
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