Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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- One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond...Read the whole joke
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- Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets....Read the whole joke
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- Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat....Read the whole joke
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- A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked h...Read the whole joke
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- Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !...Read the whole joke
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- What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They co...Read the whole joke
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- What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"...Read the whole joke
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- What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"...Read the whole joke
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- Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scar...Read the whole joke
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- What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!...Read the whole joke
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- Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!...Read the whole joke
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- Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!...Read the whole joke
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