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1 Tell the whole truth
- |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 129 0
2 Get away with murder
- |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"He...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 140 0
3 Seashore with family
- |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 131 0
4 Newest horror movie
- |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 132 0
5 Short legal laughs
- |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 150 0
6 Give him an orange
- |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 133 0
7 Offer legal advice
- |Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 121 0
8 Helping a criminal
- |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 135 0
9 Big ethical dilemma
- |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 122 0
10 A cold winter night
- |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 396 0
11 Drinking too much
- |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes la...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 133 0
12 Who would steal?
- |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I h...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 129 0

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