What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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1 A brain goes to a local bar
- |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 260 0
2 The wife is not speaking to me
- |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 80 0
3 If she went out with me
- |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 72 0
4 Who gave you those black eyes?
- |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appea...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 72 0
5 Free drinks for everyone
- |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me incl...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 102 0
6 This pill allows you to fly
- |A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 67 0
7 I'll trust you that you paid
- |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 143 0
8 Driving home very drunk
- |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 84 0
9 I get so drunk that I imagine things
- |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 75 0
10 The Beer Prayer
- |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 70 0


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