I believe Dr. Kevorkian is onto something. I think heís great. Because suicide is our way of saying to God, "You canít fire me. I quit."
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1 Knowledge Pills
- A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needi...Read the whole joke
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2 Bill The Duck
- A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks t...Read the whole joke
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3 Can You Read This?
- A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech.Unfortunatel...Read the whole joke
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4 Green Half First
- A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One of his customers co...Read the whole joke
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5 Sick Coffin
- A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the ...Read the whole joke
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6 Be Poetic
- "When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it ...Read the whole joke
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7 What Floor Please?
- A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We ...Read the whole joke
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8 The Pharmacy
- A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he star...Read the whole joke
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9 99 Condoms
- A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling pre...Read the whole joke
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10 What Tax?
- This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you co...Read the whole joke
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