Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
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1 Slide Under The Table
- A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a...Read the whole joke
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2 Second Opinion
- A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says,...Read the whole joke
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3 Money Talks!
- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll giv...Read the whole joke
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4 Memory Class
- An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory c...Read the whole joke
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5 Soybeans
- While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope c...Read the whole joke
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6 Encyclopaedia Britannica
- Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of encyclopaedia Br...Read the whole joke
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7 Social Security
- A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The woman behind the counter a...Read the whole joke
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8 So Much Fun
- A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a wri...Read the whole joke
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9 Extra Office Work
- The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted a...Read the whole joke
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10 Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
- A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe ...Read the whole joke
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11 Catholic Dictionary
- AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR ...Read the whole joke
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12 Arthritis
- A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...Read the whole joke
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