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1 How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
- How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders,...Read the whole joke
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2 Hellen Keller
- Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan....Read the whole joke
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3 A Hookers Life
- A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on...Read the whole joke
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4 A woman\'s three biggest lies.
- A woman's three biggest lies...1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste li...Read the whole joke
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5 Yo Mama Genesis
- Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your f...Read the whole joke
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6 Yo Mama
- Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house....Read the whole joke
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7 Classic Oxymoron
- Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!...Read the whole joke
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8 Patient & Doctor
- Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and ...Read the whole joke
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9 Soup you don\'t want to eat.
- What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off....Read the whole joke
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10 Mono and herpes
- Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kis...Read the whole joke
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11 Tip of the iceberg
- A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next ...Read the whole joke
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12 The cow?
- What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef....Read the whole joke
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