Ever notice how itís a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!
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1 Farmer Brown
- Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs...Read the whole joke
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2 Obscene Phone Calls.
- Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such c...Read the whole joke
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3 Old man from Trent - Limmerick
- There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He p...Read the whole joke
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4 Shooting Cans!
- A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I wan...Read the whole joke
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5 If a frog parks.
- Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!...Read the whole joke
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6 A few lil' insults to remember.
- You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got a...Read the whole joke
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7 Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
- Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked,...Read the whole joke
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8 If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...
- Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be...Read the whole joke
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9 Stupid master
- A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The go...Read the whole joke
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10 Check's in the Mail
- Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter ...Read the whole joke
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11 Family Tree
- We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree s...Read the whole joke
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12 Professor
- This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in th...Read the whole joke
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