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1 12 Feet Deep
- Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good peop...Read the whole joke
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2 A New York Lawyer
- A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...Read the whole joke
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3 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...Read the whole joke
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4 Buried in sand
- What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand....Read the whole joke
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5 Bribery 2
- At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't i...Read the whole joke
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6 Blind Justice
- A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for a moment,...Read the whole joke
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7 Blind Animals
- There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind...Read the whole joke
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8 Billing
- A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by peop...Read the whole joke
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9 Bad advice 2
- Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps...Read the whole joke
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10 Appeal
- An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy with his accommodations, he ...Read the whole joke
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11 A Lawyer Died
- A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the sa...Read the whole joke
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12 A Kind Lawyer
- One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by ...Read the whole joke
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