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1 Elephant jokes
- Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !...Read the whole joke
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- How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !...Read the whole joke
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- Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !...Read the whole joke
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- What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !...Read the whole joke
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- What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant jus...Read the whole joke
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