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1 I dont want a ride!
- A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give yo...Read the whole joke
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2 Red Phone
- A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What's that f...Read the whole joke
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3 In Just 3 Words...
- A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy you...Read the whole joke
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4 What is the...
- Q. What's the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man's job better again!...Read the whole joke
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5 Brains for Sale
- A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the br...Read the whole joke
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6 Catch the Phrase
- The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and u...Read the whole joke
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7 George Carlin funnies!
- George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? ...Read the whole joke
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8 If you love something ...
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never r...Read the whole joke
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9 Genie
- One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped...Read the whole joke
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10 Scientists and the Mermaid!
- These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed...Read the whole joke
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11 Cool Bumper Stickers!
- Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken, watch ...Read the whole joke
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12 Answering Machine Messages
- Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute o...Read the whole joke
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