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1 The locked up car keys...yee-haa!
- A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas st...Read the whole joke
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2 Not a good comparison!
- A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they coul...Read the whole joke
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3 Sleeping like a baby.
- While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small inv...Read the whole joke
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4 The perfect couple.
- Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfe...Read the whole joke
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5 Items from a teacher.
- Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes....Read the whole joke
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6 Bear Hunting
- One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went to the local sporting goods sto...Read the whole joke
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7 Housewife
- One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in ...Read the whole joke
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8 The man buying farm animals...woo-hoo!
- One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there.He walked u...Read the whole joke
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9 Blonde and the Firemen!
- A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen a...Read the whole joke
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10 Screwing Rooster
- There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and...Read the whole joke
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11 The sweet kiss!
- There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife's face was badly burned. The doctor...Read the whole joke
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12 The Chicken and The Egg
- A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin o...Read the whole joke
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