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1 Burger jokes
- How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!...Read the whole joke
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- How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!...Read the whole joke
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- How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!...Read the whole joke
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- How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!...Read the whole joke
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- How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!...Read the whole joke
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- How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!...Read the whole joke
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- How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)....Read the whole joke
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- How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions...Read the whole joke
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- In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects...Read the whole joke
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- Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!...Read the whole joke
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- Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's B...Read the whole joke
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- Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!...Read the whole joke
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