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1 Aviation jokes
- United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has...Read the whole joke
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- From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight atten...Read the whole joke
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- Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remai...Read the whole joke
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- An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway...Read the whole joke
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- After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gen...Read the whole joke
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- Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with...Read the whole joke
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- Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy...Read the whole joke
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- It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like...Read the whole joke
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- An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arriv...Read the whole joke
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- How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot s...Read the whole joke
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- After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, re...Read the whole joke
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- As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noti...Read the whole joke
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