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- While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to ...Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room...Read the whole joke
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- Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest....Read the whole joke
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- Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with....Read the whole joke
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- Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row....Read the whole joke
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