DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
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- What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !...Read the whole joke
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- What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !...Read the whole joke
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- Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !...Read the whole joke
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- Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !...Read the whole joke
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