I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
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- Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" bac...Read the whole joke
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- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big en...Read the whole joke
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- A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. T...Read the whole joke
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- The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," h...Read the whole joke
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- A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandw...Read the whole joke
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- What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Ma...Read the whole joke
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- At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever rema...Read the whole joke
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