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1 Dog jokes
- What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!...Read the whole joke
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- How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!...Read the whole joke
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- What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!...Read the whole joke
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- What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!...Read the whole joke
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- If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to pla...Read the whole joke
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- Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating....Read the whole joke
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- How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a sm...Read the whole joke
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- What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!...Read the whole joke
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- Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!...Read the whole joke
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- Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !...Read the whole joke
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- How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket....Read the whole joke
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