They say a picture is worth a thousand words, yet the guy at the gallery wouldn't trade me that painting for my newspaper.
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1 Three very tough mice
- |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says...Read the whole joke
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2 Steven Wright on dogs
- |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of he...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 215 0
3 Worries about mad cow disease
- |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 226 0
4 The story of the bats
- |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of...Read the whole joke
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5 Never talk to the parrot
- |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her...Read the whole joke
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6 I'll use my seeing eye dog
- |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 146 0
7 You could feed them a lot faster
- |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a fa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 120 0
8 There was just a dog fight
- |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 120 0
9 He is a very smart dog
- |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 104 0
10 A game of animal football
- |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 410 0


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