Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
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- Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I ...Read the whole joke
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- Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and...Read the whole joke
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