I told the butcher I'd give him £10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high
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1 Christmas jokes
- Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !...Read the whole joke		 More Jokes 52 0
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- What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !...Read the whole joke		 More Jokes 55 0
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- What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!...Read the whole joke		 More Jokes 65 0
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- Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!...Read the whole joke		 More Jokes 58 0
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- Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !...Read the whole joke		 More Jokes 55 0
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- What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !...Read the whole joke		 More Jokes 53 0
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- Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !...Read the whole joke		 More Jokes 81 0
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- What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !...Read the whole joke		 More Jokes 80 0
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- Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !...Read the whole joke		 More Jokes 90 0
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- What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !...Read the whole joke		 More Jokes 95 0


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