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1 Things learned from children...
- Some things I've learned from my children:Super glue "is" forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put ...Read the whole joke
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2 What\'s the Beer for?
- A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in ...Read the whole joke
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3 The Perfect Gift!
- A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he kne...Read the whole joke
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4 Kewl Cat Quips!
- There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped ...Read the whole joke
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5 A Dent in the Pile!
- An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to ...Read the whole joke
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6 The Telepathic Watch!
- A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives h...Read the whole joke
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7 The dead redneck!
- A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to ident...Read the whole joke
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8 Stop the count!
- A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor...Read the whole joke
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9 Sex operation!
- A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady."May I buy you a drink?" the man asks the l...Read the whole joke
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10 Your very first time!
- It's your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for ...Read the whole joke
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