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1 Cow jokes
- What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!...Read the whole joke
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- What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!...Read the whole joke
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- What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!...Read the whole joke
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- What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together....Read the whole joke
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- What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!...Read the whole joke
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- What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!...Read the whole joke
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- What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos....Read the whole joke
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- What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!...Read the whole joke
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- What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a...Read the whole joke
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- What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!...Read the whole joke
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