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1 Chapter Eleven
- Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The...Read the whole joke
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2 Vow of Silence
- At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could o...Read the whole joke
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3 The Taxi Driver
- A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting f...Read the whole joke
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4 The Old Monk
- A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts...Read the whole joke
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5 When I was Young
- When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I ...Read the whole joke
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6 Really Good Deed
- This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through hi...Read the whole joke
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7 Seventeenth Chapter
- A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she sa...Read the whole joke
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8 Meeting the Pope
- A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, i...Read the whole joke
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9 You know you are in a Texas church when
- People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to h...Read the whole joke
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10 Your Daughter is Pregnant
- A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the c...Read the whole joke
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11 The Big Flood
- It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose ...Read the whole joke
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12 Imagine that
- Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening tothe priest's ...Read the whole joke
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