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Category |
Hits |
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| 1 |
A brain goes to a local bar
- |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
260 |
0 |
| 2 |
The wife is not speaking to me
- |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
80 |
0 |
| 3 |
If she went out with me
- |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
72 |
0 |
| 4 |
Who gave you those black eyes?
- |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appea...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
72 |
0 |
| 5 |
Free drinks for everyone
- |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me incl...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
102 |
0 |
| 6 |
This pill allows you to fly
- |A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
67 |
0 |
| 7 |
I'll trust you that you paid
- |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
143 |
0 |
| 8 |
Driving home very drunk
- |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
84 |
0 |
| 9 |
I get so drunk that I imagine things
- |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
75 |
0 |
| 10 |
The Beer Prayer
- |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
70 |
0 |
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