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1 The Three Surgeons
- Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and...Read the whole joke
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2 Bubba and Monica
- Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an intern!...Read the whole joke
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3 Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
- Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh w...Read the whole joke
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4 OJ\\\'s URL
- OJ Simpson's website address:www dot 'o' dot 'j' dot com backslash backslash backslash escape....Read the whole joke
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5 Can You See?
- Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day of course.Bob: Wrong! During...Read the whole joke
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6 Brightness
- I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's aknob called 'brightness', bu...Read the whole joke
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7 The Blonde and the Cheerios
- What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut seeds!!!...Read the whole joke
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8 The Breast Stroke
- In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and ...Read the whole joke
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9 The Braggart Gets His!
- The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone in a feat of st...Read the whole joke
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10 Actual product instructions.
- ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could ...Read the whole joke
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11 Why do....
- Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words.........Read the whole joke
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12 Jones or Lewinsky?
- Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response: Paula was goo...Read the whole joke
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