Why is it that when we ship something by truck, it's called a shipment but if we send something by ship, it's called cargo?
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1 Men are from earth...
- Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it....Read the whole joke
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2 What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
- What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...Read the whole joke
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3 Bad habits
- I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in th...Read the whole joke
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4 Merry...ied talk
- A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban...Read the whole joke
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5 Wise men never marry...
- Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise....Read the whole joke
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6 Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
- Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't slee...Read the whole joke
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7 On inheritance
- A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...Read the whole joke
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8 Divorce decision
- "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...Read the whole joke
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9 Indicator
- A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After ...Read the whole joke
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10 A Change Of Vows
- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke
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11 Prescription
- This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...Read the whole joke
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12 Wife-taming method
- Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...Read the whole joke
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