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1 Gorilla in a Tree
- A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gori...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 96 0
2 Aussie Trouser Snake.
- An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 127 0
3 AL GORE I am!
- Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Sho...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 111 0
4 Barber Shop
- A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 105 0
5 Panda in a Bar
- A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Cok...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 152 0
6 Computer use of a blonde!
- How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on t...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 107 0
7 Pregnant Mystery
- A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors offic...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 135 0
8 Helen Keller
- Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall....Read the whole joke
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9 Rotweiler and Collie
- What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who bites off your arm and go's to ge...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 123 0
10 Jumpin' Off A Bridge
- A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette. The blonde ...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 140 0
11 Waterfall
- What is a waterfall that goes upwards?...Viagrafalls...Read the whole joke
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12 Great lines from job evaluations!
- 1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, b...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 102 0


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