I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up i will just hit them all at once.
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1 Advantage: Woman!
- Why it's better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems suppor...Read the whole joke
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2 The Sermon!
- A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he ...Read the whole joke
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3 Confucius says again...
- 1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peac...Read the whole joke
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4 Army vs. Marines!
- Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window s...Read the whole joke
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5 ONE with the land!
- A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-s...Read the whole joke
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6 Restoring her youth!
- After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to resto...Read the whole joke
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7 Happy Happy
- A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her hu...Read the whole joke
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8 Toooooo Cute!
- A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathl...Read the whole joke
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9 Fun Toungue Twister!
- Here's a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end.Read...Read the whole joke
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10 Men - Ya just can't win!
- IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her...Read the whole joke
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