What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told that bitch twice!
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1 2 friends a hunting!
- Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as o...Read the whole joke
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2 The snoring stopper!
- A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet...Read the whole joke
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3 Wanted: Woman!
- Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who apprec...Read the whole joke
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4 His miracle drinks!
- A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son wa...Read the whole joke
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5 The bus crash.
- Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when t...Read the whole joke
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6 Employee evaluations.
- Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached ro...Read the whole joke
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7 The good, bad, and ugly!
- * Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can't find your birth control pills* Ugly: ...Read the whole joke
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8 Advantage: Woman!
- Why it's better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems suppor...Read the whole joke
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9 The Sermon!
- A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he ...Read the whole joke
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10 Confucius says again...
- 1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peac...Read the whole joke
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11 Army vs. Marines!
- Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window s...Read the whole joke
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12 ONE with the land!
- A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-s...Read the whole joke
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