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1 What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
- What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle....Read the whole joke
Sex 88 0
2 One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...
- One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he was on the toilet, he heard ...Read the whole joke
Sex 105 0
3 A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices...Read the whole joke
Sex 98 0
4 Two men are discussing the age old question...
- Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walk...Read the whole joke
Sex 93 0
5 A cure for a headache
- Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a h...Read the whole joke
Sex 133 0
6 Back in the good ole days in Texas...
- Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three pe...Read the whole joke
Sex 101 0
7 What's the definition of the perfect woman?
- Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?Sh...Read the whole joke
Sex 80 0
8 What's the definition of virginity?
- Q: What's the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue....Read the whole joke
Sex 82 0
9 What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
- Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ....Read the whole joke
Sex 89 0
10 Old Chinese proverb
- Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!...Read the whole joke
Sex 101 0
11 A proper name
- While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intellige...Read the whole joke
Sex 78 0
12 A young girl is speaking with her father...
- A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog....Read the whole joke
Sex 68 0


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