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1 Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners!
- RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy..I'd have noth...Read the whole joke
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2 Breaking News
- Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get ou...Read the whole joke
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3 Little johnny at school 2
- Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a quest...Read the whole joke
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4 Heads and Tails
- How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?It's furthest from the bark!...Read the whole joke
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5 Smart little johnny
- One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will...Read the whole joke
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6 Disneyland Survey
- A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some strange ...Read the whole joke
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7 What do you call..
- What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!...Read the whole joke
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8 The lady and her house
- A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and hearda crash, instantly she di...Read the whole joke
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9 yo momma so stupid
- yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said ...Read the whole joke
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10 Proud father
- When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that h...Read the whole joke
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