Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.
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1 What on earth!!!
- Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches ...Read the whole joke
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2 Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
- In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there's a sign stating - "Play like champions to...Read the whole joke
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3 Blonde in the Library.
- A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the l...Read the whole joke
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4 Rabbi Wizard
- The Rabbi rose with a red face..."Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to t...Read the whole joke
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5 I can't feel my legs!
- A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my l...Read the whole joke
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6 The "real story" of the three bears..
- It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downsta...Read the whole joke
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7 Careful what you say if she's pregnant!
- ***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. "I finished the Oreos." 16. "Not to imp...Read the whole joke
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8 So old...
- Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard....Read the whole joke
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9 Up in Heaven
- A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by S...Read the whole joke
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10 No Arms and No Legs
- There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women ar...Read the whole joke
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11 Money for panites.
- There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up a...Read the whole joke
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12 Go for Gold
- A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack...Read the whole joke
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