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1 Do you know why single women cannot fart?
- Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get marri...Read the whole joke
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2 On their wedding night the husband was so self...
- On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...Read the whole joke
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3 Golf lessons
- A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they ...Read the whole joke
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4 A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
- A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke
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5 The young playboy took a blind date to an...
- The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. T...Read the whole joke
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6 A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
- A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wif...Read the whole joke
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7 Are you going to take her?
- Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...Read the whole joke
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8 Two wives were airing their troubles...
- Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I j...Read the whole joke
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9 A rural Frenchman was on trial...
- A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being ask...Read the whole joke
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10 The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
- The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits, two men and one...Read the whole joke
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11 The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
- The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for the li...Read the whole joke
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12 Guess what?
- Guess what? You're pregnant!...Read the whole joke
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