I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.
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1 Hello
- Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!...Read the whole joke
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2 Best Pickup Lines I've Used
- The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.Let's name your legs. T...Read the whole joke
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3 Lost Chapter In GENESIS....
- Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong wit...Read the whole joke
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4 Two Quickies.
- Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person...Read the whole joke
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5 One for the Mrs!
- An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroo...Read the whole joke
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6 Princess Diana alive?!
- Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like hell to get out of her...Read the whole joke
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7 No Jobs.
- Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there were no jobs there....Read the whole joke
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8 The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
- A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a g...Read the whole joke
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9 Biker boss in Heavan.
- Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gate...Read the whole joke
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10 Pick your sport carefully.
- After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corp...Read the whole joke
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11 Real Police Stories.
- The following are actual incidents reported...#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders...Read the whole joke
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12 Very expensive Barbie Doll!
- A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bo...Read the whole joke
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