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1 What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
- What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat a...Read the whole joke
Sex 113 0
2 A man comes to a doctor and...
- A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I...Read the whole joke
Sex 90 0
3 The Australian way
- After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life ...Read the whole joke
Sex 77 0
4 How is pubic hair like parsley?
- How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating....Read the whole joke
Sex 84 0
5 What is the definition of a virgin?
- What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader...Read the whole joke
Sex 74 0
6 What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
- What do you do when you're finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn her over and pretend she's a...Read the whole joke
Sex 85 0
7 What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
- What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son....Read the whole joke
Sex 86 0
8 What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
- What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death....Read the whole joke
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