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1 The FAA Inspection
- |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to ch...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 172 0
2 The politically correct Christmas
- |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 325 0
3 Rating your Christmas parties
- |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your gu...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 175 0
4 The Twelve Days of Windows 95
- |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Chr...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 160 0
5 The Australian Christmas
- |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here co...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 182 0
6 The Shopping Criminal
- |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged w...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 210 0
7 You Need to Join the Lord's Army
- |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as ...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 172 0
8 The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
- |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: ...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 155 0
9 Billy Gates writes to Santa
- |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of in...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 157 0
10 What is a stable?
- |Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big fa...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 168 0

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