Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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1 Angelic Husband
- A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...Read the whole joke
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2 Dominated Spouses
- Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One was marked "Women"...Read the whole joke
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3 Cost to Get Married?
- The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't kno...Read the whole joke
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4 To Have Him Back
- "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was s...Read the whole joke
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5 More Attention
- At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give hi...Read the whole joke
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6 Waking Grumpy
- Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every m...Read the whole joke
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7 Love Old and Feeble
- Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do....Read the whole joke
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8 She Fetches All
- Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters ...Read the whole joke
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9 Better Than Drunk
- Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, ...Read the whole joke
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10 New Insurance Policy
- After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the i...Read the whole joke
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