He didn't know if it was a gun in her pocket or she was just pleased to see him, but neither option looked good.
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1 She\'s not a babe, she\'s...
- HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 145 0
2 The Priest and the Rabbi.
- A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since thei...Read the whole joke
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3 Men...STOP...it\'s fruitless!
- *** You just can't win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 80 0
4 New college classes for men!
- College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to Com...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 104 0
5 The String in the bar.
- Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. 'sorry' said the barman, 'we don't serve ...Read the whole joke
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6 Little Johnny can count.
- The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."...Read the whole joke
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7 Doctor Bloopers!
- *** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain if she l...Read the whole joke
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8 Just doing his job!
- A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, s...Read the whole joke
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9 Americans
- Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decid...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 154 0
10 EMT response times.
- Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response time...Read the whole joke
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11 Seven Dwarfs Classic
- Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, "Guess w...Read the whole joke
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12 Forgive me I have sinned...
- A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, ...Read the whole joke
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