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1 Clinton Strikes again
- The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during h...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 44 0
2 Drink to Forget
- Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 50 0
3 Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
- Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed....Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 46 0
4 Good Lawyers?
- What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law ...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 53 0
5 Smooth Flying
- Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Afte...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 49 0
6 Two Elderly Ladies
- Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiri...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 40 0
7 Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 49 0
8 Air disaster
- Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemeter...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 44 0
9 You might be from a small town if:
- 1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 40 0
10 The massage!
- In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 40 0
11 Microsoft 2000
- Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000"...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 30 0
12 A New Priest
- A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest te...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 40 0
13 Why did the fish blush?
- Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean's bottom....Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 37 0
14 Crossed
- What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:> A MegasaurASS...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 41 0
15 Big Red Truck
- There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come pu...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 44 0
16 Flowers
- A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying ...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 53 0
17 Waiting to be sized
- An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra la...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 71 0
18 Bill\'s Death
- Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to deat...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 60 0
19 Glass of water.
- Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?I...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 55 0