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1 Aviation jokes
- Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 1234...Read the whole joke
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- A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Bosto...Read the whole joke
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- A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent. "I want a rou...Read the whole joke
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- How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot....Read the whole joke
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- Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck....Read the whole joke
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- Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think...Read the whole joke
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- Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes, SIR!...Read the whole joke
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- LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir....Read the whole joke
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- Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights b...Read the whole joke
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- Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... ...Read the whole joke
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- Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass. To...Read the whole joke
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- Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!...Read the whole joke
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