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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Elephant jokes 10
- |Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 297 0
2 Elephant jokes 11
- |What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call yo...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 309 0
3 Elephant jokes 12
- |What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man w...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 332 0
4 Elephant jokes 13
- |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Becaus...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 276 0
5 Elephant jokes 14
- |Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and ...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 292 0
6 Farm jokes 01
- |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery he...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 280 0
7 Farm jokes 02
- |What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull swe...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 257 0
8 Farm jokes 03
- |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 272 0
9 Farm jokes 04
- |Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play th...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 292 0
10 Farm jokes 05
- |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden ...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 282 0


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