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1 Nose Picking Glossary
- THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nost...Read the whole joke
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2 Hot Tub Riddle
- What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laun...Read the whole joke
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3 Relationships
- RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it as ...Read the whole joke
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4 Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
- You know you're Castle Trash if......Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter's chasti...Read the whole joke
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5 Appropriate Penance
- A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday afternoon. "We've got a tee time ...Read the whole joke
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6 Greenhorn In Alaska
- A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako....Read the whole joke
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7 Curly Toes
- Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Be...Read the whole joke
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8 Arkansas Vasectomy
- After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went ...Read the whole joke
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9 Sex Therapy
- A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promis...Read the whole joke
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10 CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
- Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yeste...Read the whole joke
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11 Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
- Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if th...Read the whole joke
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12 Practicing My Art
- In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of the person in front of him, ...Read the whole joke
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13 The Cat And the Milkman
- Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut ...Read the whole joke
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14 Application To NYU-(Classic)
- This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A...Read the whole joke
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15 Horse Sense
- An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckil...Read the whole joke
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16 Welfare Claim Statements
- I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptized o...Read the whole joke
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17 Talk with God
- MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so yo...Read the whole joke
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18 Engineer and Guillotine
- Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if ...Read the whole joke
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19 Girlfriend Upgrades
- Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0)...Read the whole joke
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