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1 Pervert?
- A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he shows the patient ...Read the whole joke
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2 I\\\\\\\'m Invisible
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!...who said that?...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 152 0
3 Getting Old
- Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my li...Read the whole joke
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4 I\\\\\\\'m A Curtain
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!...Read the whole joke
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5 I\\\\\\\'m A Wheelbarrow
- Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around....Read the whole joke
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6 I\\\\\\\'m a Dustbin
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish!...Read the whole joke
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7 Deck of Cards
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal...Read the whole joke
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8 Need the Eggs
- Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lo...Read the whole joke
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9 I\\\\\\\'m A Chicken
- Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this b...Read the whole joke
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10 Split Personality
- Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!...Read the whole joke
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