Assperbareperpairperfection (ass per bare per pair perfection) When you tip the aspirin bottle, and get exactly 2 pills in your hand.
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1 Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...
- Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...Read the whole joke
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2 A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke
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3 One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
- One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...Read the whole joke
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4 Wife comes home to find the old man...
- Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...Read the whole joke
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5 A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
- A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke
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6 Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
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7 A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
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8 What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
- What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke
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9 Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
- Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr...Read the whole joke
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10 Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
- Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke
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11 A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
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Animal World 213 0
12 Want some chicken?
- Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke
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