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1 Mr.Richman has 3daughters...
- Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody ar...Read the whole joke
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2 A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...
- A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a tra...Read the whole joke
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3 Diary Entries
- Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke
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4 A bar name
- A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store ma...Read the whole joke
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5 Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
- Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke
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6 What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
- Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...Read the whole joke
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7 Why is a violist like a terrorist?
- Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....Read the whole joke
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8 What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
- Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a he...Read the whole joke
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9 What do elephants use for tampoons?
- Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep....Read the whole joke
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10 What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
- Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives....Read the whole joke
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