I couldn't afford to buy cotton so I decided to be abrasive, and steel wool.
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1 Hmmm...Ponderings
- What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- ...Read the whole joke
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2 Some Whimsical Sayings
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.W...Read the whole joke
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3 Suppository In Her Ear
- A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke
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4 Definitions of Children
- AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: One...Read the whole joke
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5 Top 20 Engineers' Terminology's
- 1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in the wind.2. EXTENSIVE R...Read the whole joke
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6 How Specs Live Forever
- The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedi...Read the whole joke
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7 Grading of Final Exams
- Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:Dept O...Read the whole joke
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8 Declaration Of Independence
- The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental Cong...Read the whole joke
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9 New Computer Viruses!
- John Bobbit Virus--Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it. (But it will neve...Read the whole joke
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10 Wrong ISP
- TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two tin cans and ...Read the whole joke
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11 Programmer And An Engineer
- A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other...A Programmer and an Engineer were sit...Read the whole joke
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12 Computers Must Be Male
- Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2. A better ...Read the whole joke
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