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1 This black guy is walking along a beach when...
- This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp. Thinking that he'...Read the whole joke
Ethnic 237 0
2 All-inclusive
- An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrig...Read the whole joke
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3 Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
- Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn't u...Read the whole joke
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4 What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets...
- What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new last name....Read the whole joke
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5 Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
- Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even b...Read the whole joke
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6 How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
- How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing"What a...Read the whole joke
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7 What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
- What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you ...Read the whole joke
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8 What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish...
- What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's assholeto make her squeal with delight? ...Read the whole joke
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9 Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
- Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and...Read the whole joke
Ethnic 139 0
10 Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
- Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500....Read the whole joke
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11 Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
- Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements....Read the whole joke
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12 Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
- Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself....Read the whole joke
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