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1 Lawyer's Birthday Gift
- What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 206 0
2 Can't take it with you
- Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclus...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 138 0
3 Lawyer, police man, doctor
- 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint pe...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 144 0
4 Brain Store
- A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the q...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 117 0
5 How Lawyers Do It
- Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 146 0
6 82 year old man
- An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to t...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 134 0
7 If Men made the Rules
- 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 122 0
8 The 2 P's
- What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the p...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 165 0
9 Women vs. Dogs
- Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 159 0
10 New scientific element : MAN
- Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 131 0


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