If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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1 Clinton Q -n A's!
- Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order for us to get some d...Read the whole joke
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2 Hilarious Sports Quotes!
- New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 o...Read the whole joke
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3 The Hypnotic Sermon!
- A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday. Someone...Read the whole joke
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4 Lord, what's a man?
- One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God."Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Ev...Read the whole joke
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5 Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
- At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an ex...Read the whole joke
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6 On the high seas!
- A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partyi...Read the whole joke
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7 The 3 shrinks!
- While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with ...Read the whole joke
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8 Poof!
- A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie ap...Read the whole joke
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9 The dieter's church!
- Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It's called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus"!...Read the whole joke
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10 You're hired!
- A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During the interview, the interviewer as...Read the whole joke
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