My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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1 Criminal jokes
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- What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !...Read the whole joke
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- Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !...Read the whole joke
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- t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charge...Read the whole joke
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- An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place...Read the whole joke
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- A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear bab...Read the whole joke
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9 Dance jokes
- What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango....Read the whole joke
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- Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco...Read the whole joke
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- Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!...Read the whole joke
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- Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your ...Read the whole joke
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