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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Bit by Bit
- Prisoner: Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 131 0
2 Lose Weight
- John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 126 0
3 Preventative Medicine
- Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tr...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 150 0
4 Help!
- Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 172 0
5 Food for Thought
- Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat ba...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 143 0
6 Many Bones
- Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My do...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 123 0
7 Stirring Prescription
- Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 134 0
8 New Treasury Bonds
- The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond,...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 151 0
9 Panic
- Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 188 0
10 Can\\\'t Hear
- Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 125 0
11 Is It Serious?
- Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn't advise you to start watching any s...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 121 0
12 Get a Life
- Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on dr...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 140 0


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