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1 The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...Read the whole joke
Situations 87 0
2 Fluffy died
- This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...Read the whole joke
Situations 142 0
3 A department store had to call off its special...
- A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...Read the whole joke
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4 A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
- A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke
Situations 130 0
5 A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke
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6 A wild party
- Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j...Read the whole joke
Situations 140 0
7 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
Situations 124 0
8 Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...
- Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked severa...Read the whole joke
Situations 115 0
9 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
Situations 199 0
10 The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
- The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...Read the whole joke
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