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1 Wide Load
- You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back....Read the whole joke
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2 St. Peter
- A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead o...Read the whole joke
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3 Explaination
- A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...Read the whole joke
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4 2 2
- A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!"...Read the whole joke
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5 Gigolo
- Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time....Read the whole joke
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6 Bill
- Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!...Read the whole joke
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7 Bucket
- Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket....Read the whole joke
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8 Out of a tree
- Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope....Read the whole joke
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9 2 Bullets
- Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you h...Read the whole joke
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10 Men\'s Rude Awakening
- The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two ...Read the whole joke
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11 Few Men In Heaven
- Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for directions....Read the whole joke
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12 Men\'s Gourmet Restaurant
- What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window....Read the whole joke
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