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1 Lifestyles of Men and Women
- Women's Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE... DRINK17... Winecoolers25... White wine35... Red wine48... ...Read the whole joke
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2 The bar and chain.
- A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man what he could get him and wh...Read the whole joke
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3 Grounds for Divorce
- A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of her background informa...Read the whole joke
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4 Full House!
- Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad's bed...Read the whole joke
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5 Girls and Hockey
- Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!...Read the whole joke
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6 The Splatted Toad
- Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!...Read the whole joke
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7 Lonely Cow in Field
- Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?A: Beef Stroganoff...Read the whole joke
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8 Virgina Girl
- A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're goin...Read the whole joke
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9 Your momma is...
- Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!...Read the whole joke
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10 Smitty the Parrot\'s Birthday
- Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to g...Read the whole joke
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