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1 His And Hers Road Trip
- HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Ar...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 99 0
2 Great Job
- A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 P...Read the whole joke
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3 Men Should Listen
- A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pa...Read the whole joke
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4 Marriage Quotes By Men
- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men l...Read the whole joke
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5 Majorly Busted
- Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, som...Read the whole joke
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6 Looking Good
- While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly,...Read the whole joke
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7 Male Bashing
- Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to do better than that. Q. How do you get ...Read the whole joke
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8 Just Like Dad
- The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" He...Read the whole joke
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9 Nothing Works
- I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by ...Read the whole joke
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10 Two Cannibals
- Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They ...Read the whole joke
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11 Husband's Great Gift
- A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor t...Read the whole joke
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12 Things Only Women Understand
- 10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean...Read the whole joke
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