An official of the White Star Line, speaking of the firm's newly built flagship, the Titanic, launched in 1912, declared that the ship was unsinkable
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1 I can't feel my legs!
- A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my l...Read the whole joke
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2 The "real story" of the three bears..
- It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downsta...Read the whole joke
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3 Careful what you say if she's pregnant!
- ***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. "I finished the Oreos." 16. "Not to imp...Read the whole joke
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4 So old...
- Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard....Read the whole joke
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5 Up in Heaven
- A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by S...Read the whole joke
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6 No Arms and No Legs
- There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women ar...Read the whole joke
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7 Money for panites.
- There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up a...Read the whole joke
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8 Go for Gold
- A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack...Read the whole joke
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9 Twice a week!
- After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided...Read the whole joke
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10 The blonde bank robbers!
- Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the secon...Read the whole joke
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11 A few Polish jokes.
- Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coa...Read the whole joke
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12 White House news release!
- Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more c...Read the whole joke
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