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1 Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...
- Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives u...Read the whole joke
Sex 144 0
2 What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
- What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of her head....Read the whole joke
Sex 100 0
3 It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...
- It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It all stems f...Read the whole joke
Sex 112 0
4 Love handles
- One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came...Read the whole joke
Sex 124 0
5 A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
- A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post...Read the whole joke
Sex 107 0
6 What's an Australian kiss?
- Q. What's an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Sex 134 0
7 What's the most active muscle in a woman?
- Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis....Read the whole joke
Sex 120 0
8 Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...
- Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'dhad the previous night with t...Read the whole joke
Sex 176 0
9 What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
- Q: What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed so early!...Read the whole joke
Sex 88 0
10 After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
- After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and p...Read the whole joke
Sex 113 0
11 What's a real mate?
- Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he r...Read the whole joke
Sex 103 0
12 How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
- How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up...Read the whole joke
Sex 78 0


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