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1 Snail Tracks
- Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!...Read the whole joke
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2 Vikings in a Dome.
- Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!...Read the whole joke
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3 The Pope and the Rams
- What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?They b...Read the whole joke
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4 99 Click
- Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg....Read the whole joke
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5 The Frustrated Bee
- Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn't find a BP station!...Read the whole joke
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6 The Preist and the Nun
- A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel. All of a sudden, the camel dies, and ...Read the whole joke
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7 So Fat...
- Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!...Read the whole joke
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8 Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
- Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put ...Read the whole joke
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9 3rd Graders
- There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest ...Read the whole joke
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10 MasterCard for Men
- You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commerci...Read the whole joke
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11 The Pope And Clinton
- After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that they had a ver...Read the whole joke
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12 Cyber lingo for rednecks
- Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the cat chases....Read the whole joke
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