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1 Banana jokes
- Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well....Read the whole joke
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- What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers....Read the whole joke
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- What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his n...Read the whole joke
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- What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."...Read the whole joke
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- What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half....Read the whole joke
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- What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once....Read the whole joke
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- Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat....Read the whole joke
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- What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers....Read the whole joke
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- What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana....Read the whole joke
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- If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !...Read the whole joke
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