| # |
Title |
Category |
Rating |
| 1 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3.25 |
| 2 |
Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2.75 |
| 3 |
Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
2.5 |
| 4 |
A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2.5 |
| 5 |
A Girl Scout troop leader...
- A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
2.5 |
| 6 |
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...
- Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2.5 |
| 7 |
Card games
- A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2 |
| 8 |
Ass-corked
- Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2 |
| 9 |
A woman's dictionary
- |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
2 |
| 10 |
Adults have learned
- |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
1.5 |
| 11 |
Fishing jokes
- "Do you really believe your husband when he
tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
1 |
| 12 |
Marriage jokes
- A guy is dating three women and can't decide
which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
1 |
| 13 |
A frog calls a psychic
- |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0.5 |
| 14 |
A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
0.5 |
| 15 |
Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 16 |
Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 17 |
Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 18 |
Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 19 |
rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 20 |
horse
- This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 21 |
bear and a rabbit
- A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 22 |
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
- Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 23 |
Elephants and Cell-Phones
- Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 24 |
I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
- Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 25 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |