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# Title Category Rating
1 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 4.890625
2 A Woman's Random Thoughts
- Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 4
3 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 3.75
4 Great Reasons To Be A Guy
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays p...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 3.75
5 Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 2.75
6 Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2.5
7 A man was being interviewed for a job...
- A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a...Read the whole joke
At Work 2.5
8 A man goes to his bank manager and says...
- A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"Th...Read the whole joke
At Work 2.5
9 A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke
Drunks 2.5
10 A Girl Scout troop leader...
- A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex...Read the whole joke
Sex 2.5
11 Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...
- Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ...Read the whole joke
Men 2.5
12 Air Force One crashes
- |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 2.5
13 Hello, Hello, Hello
- This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 ot...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 2.5
14 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
- An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and s...Read the whole joke
More Jokes 2.5
15 Card games
- A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment...Read the whole joke
Situations 2
16 Ass-corked
- Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says...Read the whole joke
Situations 2
17 A woman's dictionary
- |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke
Mixed Jokes 2
18 Criminal jokes
- A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having he...Read the whole joke
More Jokes 2
19 Bank Teller
- Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, "I want to open ...Read the whole joke
At Work 1.5
20 Adults have learned
- |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke
Mom/Dad Jokes 1.5
21 An American tourist
- |An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he co...Read the whole joke
Irish Jokes 1.5
22 ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
- |An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Emplo...Read the whole joke
Dumb Jokes 1
23 Some Musical Christmas Advice
- |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good ...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1
24 Fishing jokes
- "Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane...Read the whole joke
More Jokes 1
25 Marriage jokes
- A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how...Read the whole joke
More Jokes 1


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