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1 Blonde weighs baby
- At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The cl...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 502 0
2 Don't ask any questions
- A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in. The guy said, "Dude,thank g...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 394 0
3 The Video Rental
- A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...Read the whole joke
Blonds 601 2.5
4 Anybody Home?
- A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the m...Read the whole joke
Children 370 0
5 St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...
- St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y...Read the whole joke
Ouch 317 0
6 A guide to walking tigers
- |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 840 0
7 Threaten with a knife
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 468 0
8 Baseball in Heaven?
- |Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives,...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 413 0
9 Mothers taught us
- |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your ne...Read the whole joke
Mom/Dad Jokes 384 0
10 Turned Into a Mom When...
- |You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as you ...Read the whole joke
Mom/Dad Jokes 394 0
11 Things Mom Taught Me...
- |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the st...Read the whole joke
Mom/Dad Jokes 443 0
12 Fathers then & now
- |Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearl...Read the whole joke
Mom/Dad Jokes 644 0
13 The night before Christmas for an attorney
- |Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, qui...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 348 0
14 The politically correct Christmas
- |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 389 0
15 A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine
- A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pea...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 357 0
16 Reflections on Life
- George Carlin's Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unpr...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 364 0
17 Darwin Awards- 1999
- DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a b...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 410 0
18 (Blank)-gasms!
- Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-ga...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 359 0
19 Andy Rooney Quotes
- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I'm not into working out. My p...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 429 0
20 The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
- Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A beer tas...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 357 0
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