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1 A blonde came running home to her mother...
- A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another b...Read the whole joke
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2 A bad bet!
- The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of s...Read the whole joke
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3 Hello, Hello, Hello
- This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 ot...Read the whole joke
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4 It's Against the Law to...
- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding da...Read the whole joke
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5 After You
- My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlan...Read the whole joke
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6 Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin...
- Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........ The European Commission has just announced a...Read the whole joke
Science 4179
7 Clinton movie titles...
- Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All ...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 3939
8 A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke
Drunks 3804
9 A Woman's Random Thoughts
- Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat...Read the whole joke
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10 History jokes
- What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !...Read the whole joke
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- What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !...Read the whole joke
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- Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 ...Read the whole joke
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- How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down i...Read the whole joke
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14 A letter to the editors
- |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke
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15 History jokes
- The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mil...Read the whole joke
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