On the back of cig pack: "The risk of Heart Disease is reduced by 50%after 1year of smoking abstinence"Does that mean I have to start first?
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1 A little boy walks up to his father and says...
- A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father respond...Read the whole joke
1675 0
2 A milk bath
- When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usu...Read the whole joke
880 0
3 A new medical study has shown that...
- A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics...Read the whole joke
578 0
4 A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...
- A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the...Read the whole joke
598 0
5 A woman asks the hardware store clerk...
- "Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gesture...Read the whole joke
552 0
6 A woman participating in a survey was asked...
- A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's ...Read the whole joke
565 1.5
7 A woman walks into a hardware store...
- A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna...Read the whole joke
558 0
8 A WOMANS SCHEDULE
- A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee ...Read the whole joke
748 0.5
9 A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her...
- A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She say...Read the whole joke
497 0
10 A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing...
- A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcom...Read the whole joke
512 0
11 An advantage of being with an older woman
- An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an ...Read the whole joke
751 0
12 Answering Machine Recording
- Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n...Read the whole joke
568 0
13 ATM procedures
- Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be ...Read the whole joke
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