Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’
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1 A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India...
- A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm...Read the whole joke
274 0
2 A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years...
- A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman...Read the whole joke
250 0
3 A dog for a wife
- It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General...Read the whole joke
293 0
4 A drill instructor at Airborne school was...
- A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. H...Read the whole joke
436 0
5 A gentler way
- At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke
326 0
6 A good idea
- Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...Read the whole joke
279 0
7 A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral...
- A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The a...Read the whole joke
284 0
8 A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
- A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He...Read the whole joke
359 0
9 A sailor and a marine are taking a piss...
- A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash...Read the whole joke
260 0
10 A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers...
- A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...Read the whole joke
235 0
11 A young soldier was making his first parachute jump...
- A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ...Read the whole joke
352 0
12 A young, freshly minted lieutenant...
- A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...Read the whole joke
241 0
13 As a sergeant in a parachute regiment...
- As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seat...Read the whole joke
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14 At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer...
- At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...Read the whole joke
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