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1 Question answer 01
- |Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court ...Read the whole joke
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2 Question answer 02
- |Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our n...Read the whole joke
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3 Question answer 03
- |What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as t...Read the whole joke
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4 Question answer 04
- |What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Wh...Read the whole joke
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5 Question answer 05
- |Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you ...Read the whole joke
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- |What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you ...Read the whole joke
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- |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's...Read the whole joke
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- |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grassh...Read the whole joke
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9 Quotes of Yogi Berra
- |Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.""Baseba...Read the whole joke
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