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1 A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
- A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...Read the whole joke
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2 A man enters a barber shop for a shave...
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...Read the whole joke
205 0
3 A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch...
- A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke
188 0
4 A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...
- A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...Read the whole joke
183 0
5 A man is walking past this house when a used condom...
- A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke
182 0
6 A man let out a humongous burp...
- A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke
187 0
7 A man spoke frantically into the phone...
- A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...Read the whole joke
208 0
8 A man stops by a diner at noon...
- A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...Read the whole joke
174 0
9 A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
- A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke
198 0
10 A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...
- A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him wh...Read the whole joke
186 0
11 A man walks into a jewellers shop...
- A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady...Read the whole joke
184 0
12 A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
- A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...Read the whole joke
171 0
13 A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel...
- A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he ...Read the whole joke
229 0
14 A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...
- A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very...Read the whole joke
279 0
15 A perfect choice
- A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and ...Read the whole joke
180 0
16 A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
- A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...Read the whole joke
165 0
17 A Purple Heart
- A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke
209 0
18 A push
- A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h...Read the whole joke
179 0
19 A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
- A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke
165 0
20 A rookie police officer was assigned...
- A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...Read the whole joke
187 0

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