I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up i will just hit them all at once.
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1 A fortune teller
- A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke
281 0
2 A girl and an elephant
- Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha...Read the whole joke
283 0
3 A girl called the police department and reported that...
- A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke
213 0
4 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
239 0
5 A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...
- A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip...Read the whole joke
208 0
6 A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
- A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...Read the whole joke
142 0
7 A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week...
- A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...Read the whole joke
170 0
8 A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
- A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke
180 0
9 A guy says to a salesgirl...
- A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke
238 0
10 A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...
- A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...Read the whole joke
175 0
11 A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
- A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke
180 0
12 A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
- A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke
212 0
13 A guy's on the electric chair...
- A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke
176 0
14 A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
- A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke
199 0
15 A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
- A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...Read the whole joke
206 0
16 A little town had a high birth rate that...
- A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...Read the whole joke
224 0
17 A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
- A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke
194 0
18 A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
- A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke
163 0
19 A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
- A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke
195 0
20 A man decided to have a face lift...
- A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke
197 0

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