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1 A bad day
- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke
140 0
2 A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...
- A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...Read the whole joke
134 0
3 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke
124 0
4 A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...
- A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...Read the whole joke
126 0
5 A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
- A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke
108 0
6 A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
- A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...Read the whole joke
130 0
7 A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
- A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...Read the whole joke
74 0
8 A city boy was visiting the country and...
- A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke
130 0
9 A closer call
- The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...Read the whole joke
133 0
10 A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
- A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke
120 0
11 A construction worker was whistling...
- A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...Read the whole joke
128 0
12 A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
- A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...Read the whole joke
143 0
13 A cowboy walked into a barber shop...
- A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...Read the whole joke
123 0
14 A customer walks into a pharmacy...
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke
120 0
15 A dancing duck
- A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...Read the whole joke
109 0

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