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1 After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
- After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and p...Read the whole joke 33 0
2 After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...
- After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the sa...Read the whole joke 38 0
3 Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
- A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke 99 0
4 Almost celibate
- "I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She brokedown and told me she was bisexual....Read the whole joke 56 0
5 An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
- An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she...Read the whole joke 42 0
6 An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...
- An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his...Read the whole joke 42 0
7 An elderly man goes into a brothel...
- An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke 95 0
8 An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
- An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he ...Read the whole joke 36 0
9 An old sailor goes to a brothel...
- An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Thre...Read the whole joke 35 0
10 Anomaly or...
- "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says. "What seems to be the problem?" "My husband just doesn't...Read the whole joke 40 0
11 Appropriate punishment
- Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy's in a bad m...Read the whole joke 95 0
12 At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
- At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to...Read the whole joke 22 0

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