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1 A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
- A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that'...Read the whole joke
216 0
2 A 70-year-old man has never been married...
- A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l...Read the whole joke
196 0
3 A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all ...Read the whole joke
162 0
4 A blind guy goes into a whore house...
- A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.He sa...Read the whole joke
158 0
5 A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...
- A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for...Read the whole joke
185 0
6 A clever court case
- One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-d...Read the whole joke
189 0
7 A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...
- A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had...Read the whole joke
192 0
8 A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...
- A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice...Read the whole joke
157 0
9 A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...
- A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was ...Read the whole joke
184 0
10 A cure for a headache
- Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a h...Read the whole joke
181 0
11 A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
- A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable oc...Read the whole joke
301 0
12 A fair price
- A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had ...Read the whole joke
222 0
13 A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
- A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to...Read the whole joke
162 0
14 A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
- A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and tal...Read the whole joke
261 0
15 A few questions and answers
- Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What's s...Read the whole joke
175 0
16 A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
- A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked th...Read the whole joke
180 0
17 A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...
- A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.W...Read the whole joke
154 0
18 A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...
- A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatther...Read the whole joke
249 0
19 A Girl Scout troop leader...
- A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex...Read the whole joke
553 2.5
20 A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
- A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post...Read the whole joke
167 0

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