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1 Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
- Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, l...Read the whole joke		 90 0
2 What causes arthritis?
- A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...Read the whole joke		 104 0
3 What did God say after creating man?
- What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"...Read the whole joke		 73 0
4 What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
- What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your as...Read the whole joke		 192 0
5 What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
- Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke		 87 0
6 What do you call a man that marries another man?
- What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister...Read the whole joke		 95 0
7 What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
- What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke		 73 0
8 What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
- What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...Read the whole joke		 104 0
9 What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
- What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door fo...Read the whole joke		 81 0
10 What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
- What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...Read the whole joke		 191 0
11 What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
- What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke		 80 0
12 What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
- What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street....Read the whole joke		 103 0
13 What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
- What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm....Read the whole joke		 93 0
14 What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
- What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy....Read the whole joke		 204 0
15 What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
- What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."...Read the whole joke		 95 0

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