I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.
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1 A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...Read the whole joke
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2 A catholic lithany
- A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a cro...Read the whole joke
458 0
3 A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
- A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke
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4 A dangerous animal
- The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke
215 0
5 A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
- A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and...Read the whole joke
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6 A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
- A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to...Read the whole joke
248 0
7 A fine sermon
- A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s...Read the whole joke
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8 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
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9 A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
- A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...Read the whole joke
326 0
10 A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
- A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the P...Read the whole joke
409 0
11 A little sports match
- "...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back...Read the whole joke
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12 A Lutheran minister is driving down...
- A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu...Read the whole joke
376 0
13 A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
- A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...Read the whole joke
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14 A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c...Read the whole joke
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15 A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
- A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...Read the whole joke
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16 A man was leaving church one day...
- A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...Read the whole joke
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17 A minister was asked by a politician...
- A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...Read the whole joke
170 0
18 A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
- A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...Read the whole joke
165 0
19 A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
- A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner ...Read the whole joke
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20 A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke
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