Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
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1 A bad habit
- I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t...Read the whole joke
376 0
2 A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke
303 0
3 A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
- A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...Read the whole joke
295 0
4 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke
256 2
5 A bored woman says to her husband...
- A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and...Read the whole joke
431 0
6 A bum asks a man for $2...
- A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ...Read the whole joke
295 0
7 A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
- A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke
264 0
8 A caring husband
- A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage....Read the whole joke
251 0
9 A change of style
- Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke
285 0.5
10 A Change Of Vows
- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke
249 2.5
11 A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i...Read the whole joke
383 0.5
12 A chinese detective
- A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti...Read the whole joke
254 0
13 A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
- A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think...Read the whole joke
314 0
14 A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
- A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke
264 0
15 A couple came upon a wishing well...
- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...Read the whole joke
308 0
16 A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
- A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke
176 0
17 A couple have not been getting along for years...
- A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...Read the whole joke
174 0.5
18 A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
- A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...Read the whole joke
183 1.5
19 A cure for atheism
- A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow...Read the whole joke
167 0
20 A different father
- A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke
217 0

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