The preacher said "You always have the lord by your side" - I was so pleased to be informed of this I ran 20 red lights home!
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1 A bumper sticker
- Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"...Read the whole joke
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2 A bus filled with politicians was driving through the...
- A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. Th...Read the whole joke
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3 A doctor, an engineer, and a politician...
- A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. "Well," ar...Read the whole joke
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4 A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked...
- A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton....Read the whole joke
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5 A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land...
- A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of ...Read the whole joke
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6 A letter to John Hinkley
- Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...Read the whole joke
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7 A logical question
- If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?...Read the whole joke
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8 A lying cheat
- Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marria...Read the whole joke
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9 A new bucket
- The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clin...Read the whole joke
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10 A political man to a woman...
- A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunat...Read the whole joke
288 0
11 A survey of American women...
- In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, ...Read the whole joke
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12 A tough dilemma
- Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black ...Read the whole joke
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13 A tourist from the United States of America...
- A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that th...Read the whole joke
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14 A worldwide survey has been carried out with...
- A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON...Read the whole joke
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15 An IRS scam
- WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the ...Read the whole joke
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16 And yet another Clinton joke
- They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants.They're for grass roots support....Read the whole joke
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17 At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador...
- At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was...Read the whole joke
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