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Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

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1 A big bird
- Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke 130 0
2 A caring son
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke 105 0
3 A dentis appointment
- Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P...Read the whole joke 119 0
4 A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...
- A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...Read the whole joke 90 0
5 A game of golf
- A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...Read the whole joke 115 0
6 A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
- A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The...Read the whole joke 94 0
7 A little girl was walking along a beach in California...
- A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a...Read the whole joke 96 0
8 A man walks into a pub...
- The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke 100 0
9 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
- A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...Read the whole joke 87 0
10 A really bad, terrible mistake
- Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke 123 0
11 A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...
- A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th...Read the whole joke 98 0
12 A young girl sees her father in the shower...
- A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke 90 0
13 A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt...
- A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u...Read the whole joke 79 0
14 Ashamed
- Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke 187 0

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