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1 Zoo jokes - 16888
- A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How d...Read the whole joke
191 0
2 Zoo jokes - 26290
- Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out....Read the whole joke
127 0
3 Zoo jokes - 26291
- I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?...Read the whole joke
148 0
4 Zoo jokes - 26292
- I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?...Read the whole joke
131 0
5 Zoo jokes - 26293
- Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any adv...Read the whole joke
123 0
6 Zoo jokes - 26294
- Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!...Read the whole joke
117 0
7 Zoo jokes - 26300
- Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" aske...Read the whole joke
103 0
8 Zoo jokes - 26301
- Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at t...Read the whole joke
135 0
9 Zoo jokes - 26302
- There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving ...Read the whole joke
112 0
10 Zoo jokes - 26303
- The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood o...Read the whole joke
121 0
11 Zoo jokes - 26304
- A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was...Read the whole joke
114 0
12 Zoo jokes - 26306
- My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you th...Read the whole joke
108 0
13 Zoo jokes - 26307
- "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "What's the matter with ...Read the whole joke
113 0
14 Zoo jokes - 26308
- Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling r...Read the whole joke
111 0
15 Zoo jokes - 26309
- An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established ...Read the whole joke
123 0
16 Zoo jokes - 26310
- Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in...Read the whole joke
126 0
17 Zoo jokes - 26311
- Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, al...Read the whole joke
131 0
18 Zoo jokes - 26312
- A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would t...Read the whole joke
111 0
19 Zoo jokes - 26313
- What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts...Read the whole joke
119 0
20 Zoo jokes - 26314
- When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!...Read the whole joke
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