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1 Zodiac jokes - 16874
- Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make somethi...Read the whole joke
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2 Zodiac jokes - 16875
- Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the da...Read the whole joke
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3 Zodiac jokes - 16876
- Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of li...Read the whole joke
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4 Zodiac jokes - 16877
- Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that eve...Read the whole joke
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5 Zodiac jokes - 16878
- Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be com...Read the whole joke
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6 Zodiac jokes - 26075
- Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of...Read the whole joke
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7 Zodiac jokes - 26076
- Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist...Read the whole joke
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8 Zodiac jokes - 26077
- Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-...Read the whole joke
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9 Zodiac jokes - 26078
- Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry hers...Read the whole joke
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10 Zodiac jokes - 26079
- Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new ...Read the whole joke
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11 Zodiac jokes - 26080
- Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these c...Read the whole joke
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12 Zodiac jokes - 26081
- Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's ...Read the whole joke
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13 Zodiac jokes - 26082
- Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- ...Read the whole joke
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14 Zodiac jokes - 26083
- Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take al...Read the whole joke
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15 Zodiac jokes - 26084
- Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Inte...Read the whole joke
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16 Zodiac jokes - 26085
- Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to...Read the whole joke
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17 Zodiac jokes - 26086
- Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they ca...Read the whole joke
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18 Zodiac jokes - 26087
- Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although ...Read the whole joke
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19 Zodiac jokes - 26088
- Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I gues...Read the whole joke
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20 Zodiac jokes - 26089
- Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more ro...Read the whole joke
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