I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
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1 Yo momma jokes - 26220
- Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet...Read the whole joke
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2 Yo momma jokes - 26221
- Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!...Read the whole joke
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3 Yo momma jokes - 26222
- Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!...Read the whole joke
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4 Yo momma jokes - 26223
- your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!...Read the whole joke
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- Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute....Read the whole joke
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6 Yo momma jokes - 26225
- Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!...Read the whole joke
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7 Yo momma jokes - 26226
- Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side....Read the whole joke
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8 Yo momma jokes - 26227
- Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money....Read the whole joke
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9 Yo momma jokes - 26228
- Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)...Read the whole joke
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10 Yo momma jokes - 26229
- Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles....Read the whole joke
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11 Yo momma jokes - 26230
- Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!...Read the whole joke
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12 Yo momma jokes - 26231
- Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant....Read the whole joke
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13 Yo momma jokes - 26232
- your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would...Read the whole joke
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14 Yo momma jokes - 26233
- yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well......Read the whole joke
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15 Yo momma jokes - 26234
- Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide....Read the whole joke
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16 Yo momma jokes - 26235
- Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday....Read the whole joke
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17 Yo momma jokes - 26236
- yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout...Read the whole joke
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18 Yo momma jokes - 26237
- Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble....Read the whole joke
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19 Yo momma jokes - 26238
- ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out....Read the whole joke
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20 Yo momma jokes - 26239
- UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS....Read the whole joke
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