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1 Waiter jokes - 25867
- Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main ...Read the whole joke
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2 Waiter jokes - 25868
- Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampo...Read the whole joke
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3 Waiter jokes - 25869
- "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup...Read the whole joke
103 0
4 Waiter jokes - 25870
- CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose....Read the whole joke
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5 Waiter jokes - 25871
- CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming....Read the whole joke
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6 Waiter jokes - 25872
- CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube....Read the whole joke
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7 Waiter jokes - 25873
- Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it....Read the whole joke
99 0
8 Waiter jokes - 25874
- Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning....Read the whole joke
95 0
9 Weather jokes - 16859
- You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You ...Read the whole joke
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10 Weather jokes - 16860
- Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when...Read the whole joke
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11 Weather jokes - 16861
- 'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll ...Read the whole joke
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12 Weather jokes - 16862
- What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'...Read the whole joke
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13 Weather jokes - 16863
- How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !...Read the whole joke
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14 Weather jokes - 25875
- How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!...Read the whole joke
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15 Weather jokes - 25876
- A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-tim...Read the whole joke
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16 Weather jokes - 25877
- A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was cros...Read the whole joke
65 0
17 Weather jokes - 25878
- If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it ...Read the whole joke
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18 Weather jokes - 25879
- What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean...Read the whole joke
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19 Weather jokes - 25880
- What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale....Read the whole joke
73 0
20 Weather jokes - 25881
- If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella....Read the whole joke
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