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1 Waiter jokes - 25847
- Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !...Read the whole joke
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2 Waiter jokes - 25848
- Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !...Read the whole joke
76 0
3 Waiter jokes - 25849
- Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !...Read the whole joke
105 0
4 Waiter jokes - 25850
- Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !...Read the whole joke
98 0
5 Waiter jokes - 25851
- Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?...Read the whole joke
76 0
6 Waiter jokes - 25852
- Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!...Read the whole joke
75 0
7 Waiter jokes - 25853
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch d...Read the whole joke
80 0
8 Waiter jokes - 25854
- Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !...Read the whole joke
80 0
9 Waiter jokes - 25855
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !...Read the whole joke
85 0
10 Waiter jokes - 25856
- Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !...Read the whole joke
84 0
11 Waiter jokes - 25857
- Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !...Read the whole joke
80 0
12 Waiter jokes - 25858
- Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the...Read the whole joke
97 0
13 Waiter jokes - 25859
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray !...Read the whole joke
79 0
14 Waiter jokes - 25860
- Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the ...Read the whole joke
77 0
15 Waiter jokes - 25861
- Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !...Read the whole joke
107 0
16 Waiter jokes - 25862
- Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a ...Read the whole joke
92 0
17 Waiter jokes - 25863
- Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night !...Read the whole joke
90 0
18 Waiter jokes - 25864
- Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing h...Read the whole joke
95 0
19 Waiter jokes - 25865
- Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !...Read the whole joke
87 0
20 Waiter jokes - 25866
- Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !...Read the whole joke
125 0

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