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1 Waiter jokes - 25827
- Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to se...Read the whole joke
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2 Waiter jokes - 25828
- Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown ...Read the whole joke
94 0
3 Waiter jokes - 25829
- Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's ...Read the whole joke
104 0
4 Waiter jokes - 25830
- Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table....Read the whole joke
100 0
5 Waiter jokes - 25831
- Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve....Read the whole joke
91 0
6 Waiter jokes - 25832
- Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and ...Read the whole joke
95 0
7 Waiter jokes - 25833
- Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?...Read the whole joke
101 0
8 Waiter jokes - 25834
- Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wad...Read the whole joke
100 0
9 Waiter jokes - 25835
- Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week....Read the whole joke
105 0
10 Waiter jokes - 25836
- Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies....Read the whole joke
97 0
11 Waiter jokes - 25837
- Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup....Read the whole joke
99 0
12 Waiter jokes - 25838
- Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It remind...Read the whole joke
85 0
13 Waiter jokes - 25839
- Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too la...Read the whole joke
117 0
14 Waiter jokes - 25840
- Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are yo...Read the whole joke
91 0
15 Waiter jokes - 25841
- Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or ...Read the whole joke
109 0
16 Waiter jokes - 25842
- Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order co...Read the whole joke
92 0
17 Waiter jokes - 25843
- Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't...Read the whole joke
81 0
18 Waiter jokes - 25844
- "Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"...Read the whole joke
80 0
19 Waiter jokes - 25845
- Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter ...Read the whole joke
94 0
20 Waiter jokes - 25846
- Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !...Read the whole joke
99 0

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