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1 Waiter jokes - 25807
- Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid...Read the whole joke
81 0
2 Waiter jokes - 25808
- Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow ...Read the whole joke
102 0
3 Waiter jokes - 25809
- Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse....Read the whole joke
108 0
4 Waiter jokes - 25810
- Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They a...Read the whole joke
86 0
5 Waiter jokes - 25811
- Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was th...Read the whole joke
77 0
6 Waiter jokes - 25812
- Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterina...Read the whole joke
108 0
7 Waiter jokes - 25813
- Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's...Read the whole joke
95 0
8 Waiter jokes - 25814
- Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: ...Read the whole joke
84 0
9 Waiter jokes - 25815
- Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the ...Read the whole joke
78 0
10 Waiter jokes - 25816
- Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like...Read the whole joke
80 0
11 Waiter jokes - 25817
- Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad w...Read the whole joke
139 0
12 Waiter jokes - 25818
- Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business....Read the whole joke
83 0
13 Waiter jokes - 25819
- Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read....Read the whole joke
90 0
14 Waiter jokes - 25820
- Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?...Read the whole joke
86 0
15 Waiter jokes - 25821
- Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this foo...Read the whole joke
105 0
16 Waiter jokes - 25822
- Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the f...Read the whole joke
81 0
17 Waiter jokes - 25823
- Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compo...Read the whole joke
106 0
18 Waiter jokes - 25824
- Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals....Read the whole joke
84 0
19 Waiter jokes - 25825
- Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it....Read the whole joke
98 0
20 Waiter jokes - 25826
- Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few t...Read the whole joke
113 0

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