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1 Waiter jokes - 25782
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear ...Read the whole joke 54 0
2 Waiter jokes - 25783
- Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be...Read the whole joke 47 0
3 Waiter jokes - 25784
- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them....Read the whole joke 41 0
4 Waiter jokes - 25785
- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?...Read the whole joke 38 0
5 Waiter jokes - 25786
- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!...Read the whole joke 43 0
6 Waiter jokes - 25787
- Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off....Read the whole joke 49 0
7 Waiter jokes - 25788
- Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream...Read the whole joke 43 0
8 Waiter jokes - 25789
- Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?...Read the whole joke 50 0
9 Waiter jokes - 25790
- Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels i...Read the whole joke 39 0
10 Waiter jokes - 25791
- Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable....Read the whole joke 37 0
11 Waiter jokes - 25792
- And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and ther...Read the whole joke 23 0
12 Waiter jokes - 25793
- Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had a...Read the whole joke 15 0
13 Waiter jokes - 25794
- How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None, a burned out bulb can't catch a wai...Read the whole joke 20 0
14 Waiter jokes - 25795
- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling wat...Read the whole joke 26 0
15 Waiter jokes - 25796
- Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's fri...Read the whole joke 17 0

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