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1 Waiter jokes - 25787
- Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off....Read the whole joke
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2 Waiter jokes - 25788
- Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream...Read the whole joke
102 0
3 Waiter jokes - 25789
- Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?...Read the whole joke
123 0
4 Waiter jokes - 25790
- Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels i...Read the whole joke
102 0
5 Waiter jokes - 25791
- Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable....Read the whole joke
113 0
6 Waiter jokes - 25792
- And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and ther...Read the whole joke
134 0
7 Waiter jokes - 25793
- Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had a...Read the whole joke
80 0
8 Waiter jokes - 25794
- How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None, a burned out bulb can't catch a wai...Read the whole joke
104 0
9 Waiter jokes - 25795
- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling wat...Read the whole joke
91 0
10 Waiter jokes - 25796
- Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's fri...Read the whole joke
80 0
11 Waiter jokes - 25797
- Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh, that one ? he comes her...Read the whole joke
101 0
12 Waiter jokes - 25798
- Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant...Read the whole joke
97 0
13 Waiter jokes - 25799
- What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter....Read the whole joke
75 0
14 Waiter jokes - 25800
- Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir....Read the whole joke
102 0
15 Waiter jokes - 25801
- Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small app...Read the whole joke
107 0
16 Waiter jokes - 25802
- I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life bel...Read the whole joke
90 0
17 Waiter jokes - 25803
- Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then br...Read the whole joke
123 0
18 Waiter jokes - 25804
- "Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bow...Read the whole joke
98 0
19 Waiter jokes - 25805
- Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. So that's where they go to in the winter....Read the whole joke
74 0
20 Waiter jokes - 25806
- Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly....Read the whole joke
100 0

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