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1 Witch jokes - 26017
- What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !...Read the whole joke
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2 Witch jokes - 26018
- What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !...Read the whole joke
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3 Witch jokes - 26019
- What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !...Read the whole joke
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4 Witch jokes - 26020
- What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !...Read the whole joke
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5 Witch jokes - 26021
- What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !...Read the whole joke
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6 Witch jokes - 26022
- How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas...Read the whole joke
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7 Witch jokes - 26023
- Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !...Read the whole joke
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8 Witch jokes - 26024
- Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !...Read the whole joke
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9 Witch jokes - 26025
- What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !...Read the whole joke
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10 Witch jokes - 26026
- What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!...Read the whole joke
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11 Witch jokes - 26027
- Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by th...Read the whole joke
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12 Witch jokes - 26028
- Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and ...Read the whole joke
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13 Witch jokes - 26029
- Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files....Read the whole joke
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14 Witch jokes - 26030
- Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch...Read the whole joke
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15 Women jokes - 16869
- Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink....Read the whole joke
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16 Women jokes - 16870
- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with...Read the whole joke
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17 Women jokes - 16871
- How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven....Read the whole joke
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18 Women jokes - 16872
- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you...Read the whole joke
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19 Women jokes - 16873
- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told....Read the whole joke
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20 Women jokes - 26031
- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke
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