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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Waiter jokes - 16854
- Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!...Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
| 2 |
Waiter jokes - 16855
- A waiter brings the
customer the steak he
ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
| 3 |
Waiter jokes - 16856
- Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st
customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and ...Read the whole joke |
192 |
0 |
| 4 |
Waiter jokes - 16857
- Waiter,
waiter, do you have frog's
legs?
Certainly, Sir!
Well hop over here and get me a sandw...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
| 5 |
Waiter jokes - 16858
- Two attorneys went into a
diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their...Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
| 6 |
Waiter jokes - 25772
- Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With
pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard....Read the whole joke |
130 |
0 |
| 7 |
Waiter jokes - 25773
- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my
soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
| 8 |
Waiter jokes - 25774
- Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em....Read the whole joke |
128 |
0 |
| 9 |
Waiter jokes - 25775
- Waiter,
there's a fly in my soup!
No
sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak....Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
| 10 |
Waiter jokes - 25776
- Waiter,
there's a fly in my soup!
Keep
it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one....Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
| 11 |
Waiter jokes - 25777
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK,
Sir, there's no extra charge!...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
| 12 |
Waiter jokes - 25778
- Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup!
Force
of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor....Read the whole joke |
118 |
0 |
| 13 |
Waiter jokes - 25779
- Waiter, there's a
fly in my
soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin
brea...Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
| 14 |
Waiter jokes - 25780
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know,
but unfortunately we are out of turtle....Read the whole joke |
129 |
0 |
| 15 |
Waiter jokes - 25781
- Waiter, there is a
fly in my soup!
Sorry
sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other ...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
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