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1 Waiter jokes - 16854
- Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!...Read the whole joke
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2 Waiter jokes - 16855
- A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?...Read the whole joke
381 0
3 Waiter jokes - 16856
- Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and ...Read the whole joke
388 0
4 Waiter jokes - 16857
- Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandw...Read the whole joke
412 0
5 Waiter jokes - 16858
- Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their...Read the whole joke
378 0
6 Waiter jokes - 25772
- Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard....Read the whole joke
310 0
7 Waiter jokes - 25773
- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...Read the whole joke
307 0
8 Waiter jokes - 25774
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em....Read the whole joke
318 0
9 Waiter jokes - 25775
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak....Read the whole joke
308 0
10 Waiter jokes - 25776
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one....Read the whole joke
318 0
11 Waiter jokes - 25777
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!...Read the whole joke
296 0
12 Waiter jokes - 25778
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor....Read the whole joke
271 0
13 Waiter jokes - 25779
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin brea...Read the whole joke
287 0
14 Waiter jokes - 25780
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle....Read the whole joke
274 0
15 Waiter jokes - 25781
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other ...Read the whole joke
315 0
16 Waiter jokes - 25782
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear ...Read the whole joke
230 0
17 Waiter jokes - 25783
- Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be...Read the whole joke
205 0
18 Waiter jokes - 25784
- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them....Read the whole joke
207 0
19 Waiter jokes - 25785
- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?...Read the whole joke
193 0
20 Waiter jokes - 25786
- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!...Read the whole joke
214 0

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