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1 Various animal jokes - 25618
- What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !...Read the whole joke
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2 Various animal jokes - 25619
- Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' stat...Read the whole joke
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3 Various animal jokes - 25620
- What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !...Read the whole joke
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4 Various animal jokes - 25621
- How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !...Read the whole joke
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5 Various animal jokes - 25622
- What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !...Read the whole joke
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6 Various animal jokes - 25623
- Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !...Read the whole joke
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7 Various animal jokes - 25624
- What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !...Read the whole joke
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8 Various animal jokes - 25625
- What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !...Read the whole joke
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9 Various animal jokes - 25626
- What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !...Read the whole joke
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10 Various animal jokes - 25627
- What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !...Read the whole joke
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11 Various animal jokes - 25628
- How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !...Read the whole joke
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12 Various animal jokes - 25629
- When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !...Read the whole joke
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13 Various animal jokes - 25630
- What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !...Read the whole joke
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14 Various animal jokes - 25631
- What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till ...Read the whole joke
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15 Various animal jokes - 25632
- What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !...Read the whole joke
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