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1 Various animal jokes - 25598
- What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day...Read the whole joke
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2 Various animal jokes - 25599
- What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !...Read the whole joke
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3 Various animal jokes - 25600
- What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !...Read the whole joke
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4 Various animal jokes - 25601
- A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it...Read the whole joke
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5 Various animal jokes - 25602
- Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !...Read the whole joke
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6 Various animal jokes - 25603
- What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !...Read the whole joke
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7 Various animal jokes - 25604
- How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !...Read the whole joke
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8 Various animal jokes - 25605
- Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !...Read the whole joke
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9 Various animal jokes - 25606
- What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !...Read the whole joke
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10 Various animal jokes - 25607
- What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !...Read the whole joke
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11 Various animal jokes - 25608
- Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !...Read the whole joke
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12 Various animal jokes - 25609
- What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !...Read the whole joke
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13 Various animal jokes - 25610
- Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !...Read the whole joke
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14 Various animal jokes - 25611
- How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !...Read the whole joke
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15 Various animal jokes - 25612
- What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !...Read the whole joke
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16 Various animal jokes - 25613
- What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !...Read the whole joke
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17 Various animal jokes - 25614
- What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's ...Read the whole joke
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18 Various animal jokes - 25615
- What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !...Read the whole joke
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19 Various animal jokes - 25616
- There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. T...Read the whole joke
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20 Various animal jokes - 25617
- Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but ...Read the whole joke
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