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1 Vampire jokes - 25513
- What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead....Read the whole joke
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2 Vampire jokes - 25514
- What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down....Read the whole joke
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3 Vampire jokes - 25515
- Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer....Read the whole joke
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4 Vampire jokes - 25516
- What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary....Read the whole joke
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5 Vampire jokes - 25517
- Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water....Read the whole joke
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6 Vampire jokes - 25518
- Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa....Read the whole joke
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7 Vampire jokes - 25519
- What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor....Read the whole joke
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8 Vampire jokes - 25520
- What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit....Read the whole joke
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9 Vampire jokes - 25521
- What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula....Read the whole joke
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10 Vampire jokes - 25522
- Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross....Read the whole joke
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11 Vampire jokes - 25523
- How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes....Read the whole joke
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12 Vampire jokes - 25524
- MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots....Read the whole joke
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13 Vampire jokes - 25525
- Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!...Read the whole joke
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14 Various animal jokes - 16849
- What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!...Read the whole joke
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15 Various animal jokes - 16850
- What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !...Read the whole joke
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16 Various animal jokes - 16851
- A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet sto...Read the whole joke
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17 Various animal jokes - 16852
- There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happen...Read the whole joke
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18 Various animal jokes - 16853
- A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himse...Read the whole joke
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19 Various animal jokes - 25596
- A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "...Read the whole joke
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20 Various animal jokes - 25597
- Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!...Read the whole joke
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