An English astronomy professor said in the early 19th century that air travel at high speed would be impossible because passengers would suffocate
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1 Vampire jokes - 25493
- Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash....Read the whole joke
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2 Vampire jokes - 25494
- What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire....Read the whole joke
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3 Vampire jokes - 25495
- What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people....Read the whole joke
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- What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers....Read the whole joke
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5 Vampire jokes - 25497
- What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you....Read the whole joke
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- What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back....Read the whole joke
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- Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in th...Read the whole joke
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8 Vampire jokes - 25500
- One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just roun...Read the whole joke
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9 Vampire jokes - 25501
- Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his...Read the whole joke
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10 Vampire jokes - 25502
- What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !...Read the whole joke
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11 Vampire jokes - 25503
- Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door....Read the whole joke
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12 Vampire jokes - 25504
- Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!...Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!...Read the whole joke
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14 Vampire jokes - 25506
- What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!...Read the whole joke
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- What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance....Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !...Read the whole joke
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18 Vampire jokes - 25510
- What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight ...Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !...Read the whole joke
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- Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion....Read the whole joke
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