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1 Vampire jokes - 25473
- What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bi...Read the whole joke
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2 Vampire jokes - 25474
- How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton....Read the whole joke
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3 Vampire jokes - 25475
- What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!...Read the whole joke
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4 Vampire jokes - 25476
- Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer....Read the whole joke
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5 Vampire jokes - 25477
- Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite....Read the whole joke
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6 Vampire jokes - 25478
- What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream....Read the whole joke
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7 Vampire jokes - 25479
- What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire....Read the whole joke
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8 Vampire jokes - 25480
- Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake....Read the whole joke
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9 Vampire jokes - 25481
- When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter....Read the whole joke
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10 Vampire jokes - 25482
- What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!...Read the whole joke
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11 Vampire jokes - 25483
- Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land....Read the whole joke
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12 Vampire jokes - 25484
- What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day....Read the whole joke
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13 Vampire jokes - 25485
- How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs....Read the whole joke
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14 Vampire jokes - 25486
- How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it....Read the whole joke
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15 Vampire jokes - 25487
- What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula....Read the whole joke
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16 Vampire jokes - 25488
- Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it ma...Read the whole joke
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17 Vampire jokes - 25489
- Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed....Read the whole joke
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18 Vampire jokes - 25490
- What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking....Read the whole joke
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19 Vampire jokes - 25491
- Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building....Read the whole joke
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20 Vampire jokes - 25492
- Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lig...Read the whole joke
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