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1 Vampire jokes - 25453
- What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat....Read the whole joke
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2 Vampire jokes - 25454
- What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula....Read the whole joke
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3 Vampire jokes - 25455
- What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton....Read the whole joke
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- Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross....Read the whole joke
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5 Vampire jokes - 25457
- Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein....Read the whole joke
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6 Vampire jokes - 25458
- Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend....Read the whole joke
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7 Vampire jokes - 25459
- Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wif...Read the whole joke
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8 Vampire jokes - 25460
- Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed....Read the whole joke
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9 Vampire jokes - 25461
- What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire....Read the whole joke
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10 Vampire jokes - 25462
- Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker....Read the whole joke
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11 Vampire jokes - 25463
- What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing....Read the whole joke
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12 Vampire jokes - 25464
- How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group....Read the whole joke
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13 Vampire jokes - 25465
- How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap....Read the whole joke
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14 Vampire jokes - 25466
- Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake....Read the whole joke
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15 Vampire jokes - 25467
- What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break....Read the whole joke
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16 Vampire jokes - 25468
- What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine....Read the whole joke
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17 Vampire jokes - 25469
- What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood...Read the whole joke
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18 Vampire jokes - 25470
- Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck....Read the whole joke
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19 Vampire jokes - 25471
- How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces....Read the whole joke
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20 Vampire jokes - 25472
- What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster....Read the whole joke
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