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1 Various animal jokes - 25758
- Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish....Read the whole joke
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2 Various animal jokes - 25759
- Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"...Read the whole joke
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3 Various animal jokes - 25760
- What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer....Read the whole joke
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4 Various animal jokes - 25761
- Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."...Read the whole joke
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5 Various animal jokes - 25762
- A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two m...Read the whole joke
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6 Various animal jokes - 25763
- Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."...Read the whole joke
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7 Various animal jokes - 25764
- One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you be...Read the whole joke
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8 Various animal jokes - 25765
- Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!...Read the whole joke
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9 Various animal jokes - 25766
- One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeate...Read the whole joke
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10 Various animal jokes - 25767
- This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The servi...Read the whole joke
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11 Various animal jokes - 25768
- A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it ne...Read the whole joke
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12 Various animal jokes - 25769
- A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock ...Read the whole joke
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13 Various animal jokes - 25770
- Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's gett...Read the whole joke
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14 Various animal jokes - 25771
- A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his n...Read the whole joke
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