When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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1 Various animal jokes - 25738
- Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty ch...Read the whole joke
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2 Various animal jokes - 25739
- Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!...Read the whole joke
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3 Various animal jokes - 25740
- What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!...Read the whole joke
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4 Various animal jokes - 25741
- Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!...Read the whole joke
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- What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!...Read the whole joke
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6 Various animal jokes - 25743
- Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!...Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer....Read the whole joke
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8 Various animal jokes - 25745
- What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!...Read the whole joke
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9 Various animal jokes - 25746
- How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid....Read the whole joke
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- What is a buttress? A female goat....Read the whole joke
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11 Various animal jokes - 25748
- One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"...Read the whole joke
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12 Various animal jokes - 25749
- Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He t...Read the whole joke
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13 Various animal jokes - 25750
- There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than s...Read the whole joke
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14 Various animal jokes - 25751
- What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered....Read the whole joke
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15 Various animal jokes - 25752
- What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce....Read the whole joke
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16 Various animal jokes - 25753
- Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed....Read the whole joke
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17 Various animal jokes - 25754
- What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear ...Read the whole joke
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18 Various animal jokes - 25755
- What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice....Read the whole joke
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19 Various animal jokes - 25756
- Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he'...Read the whole joke
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- Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank...Read the whole joke
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