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1 Various animal jokes - 25718
- Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!...Read the whole joke
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2 Various animal jokes - 25719
- What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!...Read the whole joke
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3 Various animal jokes - 25720
- What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !...Read the whole joke
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4 Various animal jokes - 25721
- If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what wo...Read the whole joke
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5 Various animal jokes - 25722
- How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him w...Read the whole joke
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6 Various animal jokes - 25723
- What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!...Read the whole joke
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7 Various animal jokes - 25724
- What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!...Read the whole joke
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8 Various animal jokes - 25725
- Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat ...Read the whole joke
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9 Various animal jokes - 25726
- Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!...Read the whole joke
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10 Various animal jokes - 25727
- What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!...Read the whole joke
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11 Various animal jokes - 25728
- What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!...Read the whole joke
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12 Various animal jokes - 25729
- What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!...Read the whole joke
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13 Various animal jokes - 25730
- If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!...Read the whole joke
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14 Various animal jokes - 25731
- Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!...Read the whole joke
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15 Various animal jokes - 25732
- Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!...Read the whole joke
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16 Various animal jokes - 25733
- What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !...Read the whole joke
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17 Various animal jokes - 25734
- What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)...Read the whole joke
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18 Various animal jokes - 25735
- What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !...Read the whole joke
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19 Various animal jokes - 25736
- Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !...Read the whole joke
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20 Various animal jokes - 25737
- What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!...Read the whole joke
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