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1 Vampire jokes - 16839
- Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood....Read the whole joke
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2 Vampire jokes - 16840
- Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back p...Read the whole joke
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3 Vampire jokes - 16841
- What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines....Read the whole joke
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4 Vampire jokes - 16842
- When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night wh...Read the whole joke
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5 Vampire jokes - 16843
- What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !...Read the whole joke
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6 Vampire jokes - 25433
- What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty....Read the whole joke
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7 Vampire jokes - 25434
- What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels....Read the whole joke
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8 Vampire jokes - 25435
- What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges....Read the whole joke
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9 Vampire jokes - 25436
- Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood....Read the whole joke
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10 Vampire jokes - 25437
- Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer....Read the whole joke
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11 Vampire jokes - 25438
- Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks....Read the whole joke
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12 Vampire jokes - 25439
- Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger....Read the whole joke
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13 Vampire jokes - 25440
- When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays....Read the whole joke
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14 Vampire jokes - 25441
- Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz....Read the whole joke
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15 Vampire jokes - 25442
- What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat....Read the whole joke
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16 Vampire jokes - 25443
- Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts....Read the whole joke
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17 Vampire jokes - 25444
- Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted....Read the whole joke
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18 Vampire jokes - 25445
- Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood....Read the whole joke
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19 Vampire jokes - 25446
- What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously....Read the whole joke
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20 Vampire jokes - 25447
- How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner....Read the whole joke
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