LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
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1 Time jokes - 25418
- Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What's the matter?...Read the whole joke
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2 Time jokes - 25419
- What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch....Read the whole joke
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3 Time jokes - 25420
- Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time....Read the whole joke
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4 Time jokes - 25421
- What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed....Read the whole joke
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5 Time jokes - 25422
- Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime....Read the whole joke
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6 Time jokes - 25423
- One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the t...Read the whole joke
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7 Time jokes - 25424
- Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because England was discovered before the U...Read the whole joke
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8 Time jokes - 25425
- Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !...Read the whole joke
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9 Time jokes - 25426
- 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !...Read the whole joke
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10 Time jokes - 25427
- While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the d...Read the whole joke
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11 Time jokes - 25428
- A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure....Read the whole joke
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12 Time jokes - 25429
- What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !...Read the whole joke
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13 Time jokes - 25430
- What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one....Read the whole joke
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14 Time jokes - 25431
- What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watc...Read the whole joke
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15 Time jokes - 25432
- When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open....Read the whole joke
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16 Time jokes - 25448
- Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell....Read the whole joke
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17 Time jokes - 25449
- Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out....Read the whole joke
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18 Time jokes - 25450
- Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time....Read the whole joke
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19 Time jokes - 25451
- If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time....Read the whole joke
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20 Time jokes - 25452
- When do clocks die? When their time is up....Read the whole joke
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