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1 Telephone jokes - 25403
- How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!...Read the whole joke
81 0
2 Telephone jokes - 25404
- What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!...Read the whole joke
86 0
3 Telephone jokes - 25405
- What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony...Read the whole joke
80 0
4 Telephone jokes - 25406
- How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?...Read the whole joke
89 0
5 Telephone jokes - 25407
- Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones....Read the whole joke
83 0
6 Time jokes - 16834
- A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzl...Read the whole joke
176 0
7 Time jokes - 16835
- A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided...Read the whole joke
164 0
8 Time jokes - 16836
- How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!...Read the whole joke
176 0
9 Time jokes - 16837
- What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea....Read the whole joke
182 0
10 Time jokes - 16838
- What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time....Read the whole joke
174 0
11 Time jokes - 25408
- That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon....Read the whole joke
109 0
12 Time jokes - 25409
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car....Read the whole joke
97 0
13 Time jokes - 25410
- If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one....Read the whole joke
105 0
14 Time jokes - 25411
- Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Custo...Read the whole joke
98 0
15 Time jokes - 25412
- For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked ...Read the whole joke
90 0
16 Time jokes - 25413
- What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!...Read the whole joke
81 0
17 Time jokes - 25414
- 'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal ...Read the whole joke
95 0
18 Time jokes - 25415
- The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said...Read the whole joke
96 0
19 Time jokes - 25416
- Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time....Read the whole joke
93 0
20 Time jokes - 25417
- Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time....Read the whole joke
83 0

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