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1 Telephone jokes - 25383
- How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?...Read the whole joke
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2 Telephone jokes - 25384
- How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow....Read the whole joke
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3 Telephone jokes - 25385
- Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!...Read the whole joke
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4 Telephone jokes - 25386
- How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!...Read the whole joke
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5 Telephone jokes - 25387
- What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it....Read the whole joke
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6 Telephone jokes - 25388
- How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!...Read the whole joke
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7 Telephone jokes - 25389
- How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?...Read the whole joke
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8 Telephone jokes - 25390
- How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?...Read the whole joke
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9 Telephone jokes - 25391
- How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!...Read the whole joke
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10 Telephone jokes - 25392
- How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy sig...Read the whole joke
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11 Telephone jokes - 25393
- What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!...Read the whole joke
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12 Telephone jokes - 25394
- When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!...Read the whole joke
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13 Telephone jokes - 25395
- How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone....Read the whole joke
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14 Telephone jokes - 25396
- How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!...Read the whole joke
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15 Telephone jokes - 25397
- How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!...Read the whole joke
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16 Telephone jokes - 25398
- What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!...Read the whole joke
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17 Telephone jokes - 25399
- What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!...Read the whole joke
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18 Telephone jokes - 25400
- What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope....Read the whole joke
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19 Telephone jokes - 25401
- A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being ...Read the whole joke
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20 Telephone jokes - 25402
- What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan....Read the whole joke
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