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1 Telephone jokes - 25363
- Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an ope...Read the whole joke
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2 Telephone jokes - 25364
- Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions)....Read the whole joke
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3 Telephone jokes - 25365
- How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)....Read the whole joke
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4 Telephone jokes - 25366
- How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !...Read the whole joke
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5 Telephone jokes - 25367
- What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !...Read the whole joke
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6 Telephone jokes - 25368
- What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !...Read the whole joke
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7 Telephone jokes - 25369
- What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !...Read the whole joke
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8 Telephone jokes - 25370
- When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!...Read the whole joke
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9 Telephone jokes - 25371
- Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operato...Read the whole joke
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10 Telephone jokes - 25372
- What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!...Read the whole joke
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11 Telephone jokes - 25373
- How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal....Read the whole joke
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12 Telephone jokes - 25374
- Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Coul...Read the whole joke
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13 Telephone jokes - 25375
- Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!...Read the whole joke
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14 Telephone jokes - 25376
- Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long dista...Read the whole joke
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15 Telephone jokes - 25377
- Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't th...Read the whole joke
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16 Telephone jokes - 25378
- What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!...Read the whole joke
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17 Telephone jokes - 25379
- What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!...Read the whole joke
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18 Telephone jokes - 25380
- Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should re...Read the whole joke
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19 Telephone jokes - 25381
- What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver....Read the whole joke
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20 Telephone jokes - 25382
- What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!...Read the whole joke
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