You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
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1 Telephone jokes - 16831
- What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone....Read the whole joke
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2 Telephone jokes - 16832
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in t...Read the whole joke
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3 Telephone jokes - 16833
- At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ...Read the whole joke
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4 Telephone jokes - 25341
- Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !...Read the whole joke
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5 Telephone jokes - 25342
- Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long dist...Read the whole joke
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6 Telephone jokes - 25343
- Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!...Read the whole joke
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7 Telephone jokes - 25344
- The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, ...Read the whole joke
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8 Telephone jokes - 25345
- Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold....Read the whole joke
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9 Telephone jokes - 25346
- The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "T...Read the whole joke
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10 Telephone jokes - 25347
- Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling...Read the whole joke
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11 Telephone jokes - 25348
- Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't y...Read the whole joke
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12 Telephone jokes - 25349
- A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and th...Read the whole joke
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13 Telephone jokes - 25350
- Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question fac...Read the whole joke
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14 Telephone jokes - 25351
- How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone....Read the whole joke
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15 Telephone jokes - 25352
- What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone....Read the whole joke
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16 Telephone jokes - 25353
- What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"...Read the whole joke
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17 Telephone jokes - 25354
- Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings....Read the whole joke
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18 Telephone jokes - 25355
- If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk....Read the whole joke
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19 Telephone jokes - 25361
- If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers....Read the whole joke
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20 Telephone jokes - 25362
- What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone....Read the whole joke
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