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1 School jokes - 24943
- Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me t...Read the whole joke
102 0
2 School jokes - 24944
- Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have m...Read the whole joke
104 0
3 School jokes - 24945
- The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you ...Read the whole joke
100 0
4 School jokes - 24946
- Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !...Read the whole joke
128 0
5 School jokes - 24947
- Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !...Read the whole joke
134 0
6 School jokes - 24948
- Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !...Read the whole joke
98 0
7 School jokes - 24949
- Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up...Read the whole joke
118 0
8 School jokes - 24950
- Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit...Read the whole joke
118 0
9 School jokes - 24951
- Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says s...Read the whole joke
113 0
10 School jokes - 24952
- Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm...Read the whole joke
104 0
11 School jokes - 24953
- Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !...Read the whole joke
122 0
12 School jokes - 24954
- Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil...Read the whole joke
95 0
13 School jokes - 24955
- The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you c...Read the whole joke
106 0
14 School jokes - 24956
- Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...Read the whole joke
115 0
15 School jokes - 24957
- Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fre...Read the whole joke
110 0
16 School jokes - 24958
- TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference? Stella: That's what I say, what's...Read the whole joke
108 0
17 School jokes - 24959
- Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answ...Read the whole joke
111 0
18 School jokes - 24960
- Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you...Read the whole joke
112 0
19 School jokes - 24961
- "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her ...Read the whole joke
131 0
20 School jokes - 24962
- How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giv...Read the whole joke
106 0

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