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1 School jokes - 24923
- Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a...Read the whole joke
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2 School jokes - 24924
- A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the...Read the whole joke
97 0
3 School jokes - 24925
- What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem....Read the whole joke
130 0
4 School jokes - 24926
- How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed durin...Read the whole joke
79 0
5 School jokes - 24927
- How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the cou...Read the whole joke
79 0
6 School jokes - 24928
- Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a bi...Read the whole joke
116 0
7 School jokes - 24929
- A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his bo...Read the whole joke
81 0
8 School jokes - 24930
- Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurs...Read the whole joke
112 0
9 School jokes - 24931
- Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir....Read the whole joke
80 0
10 School jokes - 24932
- Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it, Miss....Read the whole joke
99 0
11 School jokes - 24933
- What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....Read the whole joke
96 0
12 School jokes - 24934
- Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijac...Read the whole joke
75 0
13 School jokes - 24935
- School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about t...Read the whole joke
93 0
14 School jokes - 24936
- 'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the bo...Read the whole joke
116 0
15 School jokes - 24937
- Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would st...Read the whole joke
79 0
16 School jokes - 24938
- 'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If Indi...Read the whole joke
68 0
17 School jokes - 24939
- Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mot...Read the whole joke
82 0
18 School jokes - 24940
- Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !...Read the whole joke
88 0
19 School jokes - 24941
- Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know ...Read the whole joke
79 0
20 School jokes - 24942
- Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actu...Read the whole joke
77 0

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