PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
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1 School jokes - 24883
- Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 School jokes - 24884
- My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!...Read the whole joke
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3 School jokes - 24885
- Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong...Read the whole joke
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4 School jokes - 24886
- Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?...Read the whole joke
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5 School jokes - 24887
- What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!...Read the whole joke
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6 School jokes - 24888
- Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!...Read the whole joke
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7 School jokes - 24889
- Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The que...Read the whole joke
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8 School jokes - 24890
- What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!...Read the whole joke
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9 School jokes - 24891
- What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...Read the whole joke
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10 School jokes - 24892
- Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Tea...Read the whole joke
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11 School jokes - 24893
- I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she ...Read the whole joke
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12 School jokes - 24894
- Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "E...Read the whole joke
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13 School jokes - 24895
- What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!...Read the whole joke
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14 School jokes - 24896
- Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest ma...Read the whole joke
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15 School jokes - 24897
- Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...Read the whole joke
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16 School jokes - 24898
- "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "W...Read the whole joke
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17 School jokes - 24899
- An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost th...Read the whole joke
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18 School jokes - 24900
- Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!...Read the whole joke
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19 School jokes - 24901
- Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during ...Read the whole joke
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20 School jokes - 24902
- A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer...Read the whole joke
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