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1 School jokes - 24863
- An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space bo...Read the whole joke
89 0
2 School jokes - 24864
- An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he...Read the whole joke
99 0
3 School jokes - 24865
- Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd ...Read the whole joke
103 0
4 School jokes - 24866
- An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and...Read the whole joke
86 0
5 School jokes - 24867
- Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: ...Read the whole joke
112 0
6 School jokes - 24868
- Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say abo...Read the whole joke
128 0
7 School jokes - 24869
- Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...Read the whole joke
96 0
8 School jokes - 24870
- Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!...Read the whole joke
92 0
9 School jokes - 24871
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!...Read the whole joke
93 0
10 School jokes - 24872
- Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils!...Read the whole joke
80 0
11 School jokes - 24873
- Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!...Read the whole joke
85 0
12 School jokes - 24874
- What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!...Read the whole joke
105 0
13 School jokes - 24875
- Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me ...Read the whole joke
89 0
14 School jokes - 24876
- Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred'...Read the whole joke
100 0
15 School jokes - 24877
- Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wond...Read the whole joke
86 0
16 School jokes - 24878
- Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't b...Read the whole joke
100 0
17 School jokes - 24879
- Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!...Read the whole joke
93 0
18 School jokes - 24880
- Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me t...Read the whole joke
92 0
19 School jokes - 24881
- Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!...Read the whole joke
100 0
20 School jokes - 24882
- Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch mo...Read the whole joke
99 0

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