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1 School jokes - 24823
- When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there a...Read the whole joke
103 0
2 School jokes - 24824
- Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!...Read the whole joke
110 0
3 School jokes - 24825
- Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil:...Read the whole joke
91 0
4 School jokes - 24826
- Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? ...Read the whole joke
98 0
5 School jokes - 24827
- Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...Read the whole joke
100 0
6 School jokes - 24828
- An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to scho...Read the whole joke
87 0
7 School jokes - 24829
- Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!...Read the whole joke
94 0
8 School jokes - 24830
- What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!...Read the whole joke
106 0
9 School jokes - 24831
- What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!...Read the whole joke
101 0
10 School jokes - 24832
- The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!...Read the whole joke
114 0
11 School jokes - 24833
- What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!...Read the whole joke
118 0
12 School jokes - 24834
- Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that hap...Read the whole joke
137 0
13 School jokes - 24835
- What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!...Read the whole joke
100 0
14 School jokes - 24836
- Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!...Read the whole joke
84 0
15 School jokes - 24837
- Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit ...Read the whole joke
83 0
16 School jokes - 24838
- Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? C...Read the whole joke
79 0
17 School jokes - 24839
- Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!...Read the whole joke
138 0
18 School jokes - 24840
- Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: W...Read the whole joke
93 0
19 School jokes - 24841
- Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teache...Read the whole joke
92 0
20 School jokes - 24842
- Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know t...Read the whole joke
100 0

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