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1 Sport jokes - 25245
- Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !...Read the whole joke
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2 Sport jokes - 25246
- What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !...Read the whole joke
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3 Sport jokes - 25247
- Where do footballers dance ? At a football !...Read the whole joke
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4 Sport jokes - 25248
- What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !...Read the whole joke
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5 Sport jokes - 25249
- Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !...Read the whole joke
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6 Sport jokes - 25250
- What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !...Read the whole joke
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7 Sport jokes - 25251
- If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !...Read the whole joke
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8 Sport jokes - 25252
- What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !...Read the whole joke
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9 Sport jokes - 25253
- How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !...Read the whole joke
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10 Sport jokes - 25254
- Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !...Read the whole joke
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11 Sport jokes - 25255
- Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !...Read the whole joke
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12 Sport jokes - 25256
- Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !...Read the whole joke
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13 Sport jokes - 25257
- How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !...Read the whole joke
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14 Sport jokes - 25258
- Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !...Read the whole joke
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15 Sport jokes - 25259
- Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It w...Read the whole joke
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16 Sport jokes - 25260
- Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !...Read the whole joke
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17 Sport jokes - 25261
- Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I...Read the whole joke
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18 Sport jokes - 25262
- Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have be...Read the whole joke
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19 Sport jokes - 25263
- Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !...Read the whole joke
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20 Sport jokes - 25264
- Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !...Read the whole joke
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