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1 Sport jokes - 16816
- Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!...Read the whole joke
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- Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It wa...Read the whole joke
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- Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!...Read the whole joke
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4 Sport jokes - 25147
- A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd n...Read the whole joke
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5 Sport jokes - 25148
- Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in t...Read the whole joke
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6 Sport jokes - 25149
- Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!...Read the whole joke
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7 Sport jokes - 25150
- Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Ma...Read the whole joke
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8 Sport jokes - 25151
- Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!...Read the whole joke
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9 Sport jokes - 25152
- Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!...Read the whole joke
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10 Sport jokes - 25153
- Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I ...Read the whole joke
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11 Sport jokes - 25154
- What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!...Read the whole joke
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12 Sport jokes - 25155
- What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!...Read the whole joke
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13 Sport jokes - 25156
- How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!...Read the whole joke
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14 Sport jokes - 25157
- Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!...Read the whole joke
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15 Sport jokes - 25158
- What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!...Read the whole joke
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16 Sport jokes - 25159
- Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!...Read the whole joke
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17 Sport jokes - 25160
- Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's...Read the whole joke
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18 Sport jokes - 25161
- Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have bee...Read the whole joke
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19 Sport jokes - 25162
- What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hi...Read the whole joke
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20 Sport jokes - 25163
- Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!...Read the whole joke
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