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1 Salesmen jokes - 24808
- The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many ...Read the whole joke
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2 Salesmen jokes - 24809
- An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry ...Read the whole joke
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3 Salesmen jokes - 24810
- Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100....Read the whole joke
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4 Salesmen jokes - 24811
- Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accide...Read the whole joke
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5 Salesmen jokes - 24812
- Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Sales...Read the whole joke
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6 Salesmen jokes - 24813
- Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pock...Read the whole joke
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7 Salesmen jokes - 24814
- Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton." Salesman: Oh, t...Read the whole joke
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8 Salesmen jokes - 24815
- Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake....Read the whole joke
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9 Salesmen jokes - 24816
- What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!...Read the whole joke
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10 Salesmen jokes - 24817
- A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from...Read the whole joke
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11 Salesmen jokes - 24818
- What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the sa...Read the whole joke
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12 Salesmen jokes - 24819
- What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots....Read the whole joke
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13 Salesmen jokes - 24820
- What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman....Read the whole joke
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14 Salesmen jokes - 24821
- A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had...Read the whole joke
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15 Salesmen jokes - 24822
- "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. ...Read the whole joke
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16 School jokes - 16794
- Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!...Read the whole joke
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17 School jokes - 16795
- Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden m...Read the whole joke
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18 School jokes - 16796
- Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit ...Read the whole joke
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19 School jokes - 16797
- Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best...Read the whole joke
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20 School jokes - 16798
- Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and...Read the whole joke
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